Ron Swanson Hosts Pawnee Today | Parks & Recreation | Comedy Bites

Ron Swanson's second career really should have been as a breakfast show host. Reckon there's a space for him on Perd Hapley's team?

In the thirteenth episode of Parks & Recreation season 5, Ron (Nick Offerman) saves the day with an appearance on Pawnee Today alongside Joan Calamezzo.



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[EtienneSnyman]

"You're on with Ron" is the best television show ever. Change my mind.

[algernon]

2:50 now i only realized the zoom out wasnt even for comedic effects but for the fact Joan must be shown live on TV, whatever state she may be. Gold

[jojotovar]

My favorite one is when he said he watched herbie, fully loaded with dianes daughters, he’s a good man

[neofoxboi]

This shows two great qualities of Ron:
He doesn't lie for other people.
He doesn't lie about what he likes, even if it's unexpected.

[Dudae_]

"Banks are Ponzi schemes run by morons" the delivery of this line never fails to crack me up

[firiel]

"your house isn't haunted you're lonely" oof I felt that

[thesmallestbeast]

NBC, we are begging you, make this real. This is already so much better than 95% of late night talk shows.

[michaelmcneely]

It's a crime that Nick Offerman was never even nominated for an Emmy.

[TheKamikazeCam]

The extended version is gold! Includes this exchange:
CALLER “Hi, what’s the weather like outside? I’m all bundled up and don’t want to get out of bed.”
RON “... I refuse to help you. Next caller.”

[flashriff]

“I went on a booze cruise last week, it just finished up an hour ago” what a week joan 😂

[bushidotestu]

Gotta love how this became something that ron didn’t want to do to something that he basically took over

[katedolly]

For some reason, the line "seems like her allergies are kicking in" had me laughing way more than I expected 😂

[Painful_Production]

You couldn't add the conclusion of this bit! That Leslie and Ben are shocked that Ron drew a lot of people to the gala.

[alexrasmussen]

Who else would pay to see an actual “You’re On With Ron” talk show? Already better than most of what’s on TV anyways these days...

[pavarottiaardvark]

I'm genuinely surprised that Ron doesn't like cats. They are carnivores, they have no respect for authority, and their idea of a good social occasion is being near to someone and staying silent.

[shmily.]

Everyone: omg rons going to mess this up
Ron: killing it helping several people giving good advice and telling people about the gala

[stephensaucerman]

You know, "You're on with Ron" could be a sitcom by itself and I absolutely would watch it ...

[jexelbur]

“Your house isn’t haunted. You’re lonely.”
😂 🤣

[tangocash]

Ron Swanson:"After I had too much whiskey, I cook myself a large flank steak, pan fried in salted butter. I eat that and then put on a pair of wet socks and then go to sleep."
Man on phone:"That works?"
Ron Swanson:"It does."
Classic.

[williamnguyen]

The fact that Ron recommends lying her down makes me feel like Ron is the one who does it, first for concern then to see how far he can go