Pokemon stats for real life humans, and base stats

Yes, this is cut from one of my longer videos.

Forum source here:

[riodaweirdo]

This would be mega broken in trick room my god

[Veinelso]

I really could look at all fully evolved mons stats and make a human stats based on mons compared with humans (like, hypno moves like a human but slower, so humans should have a little more speed stat than hypno(

[francescoelafro]

Why do everyone forget that screams are a special attack as well? (we would have spatk of 42, based on how good we are at screaming)

[BossBoomBox]

I am NOT the same speed as a Metapod, Magcargo, Slakoth, or Slowbro.
I am NOT slower than a Clamperl, Wobbuffet, Shellos, Kakuna, Corsola, Shroomish, Spiritomb, or Toxapex.
I am NOT faster than a Mudsdale, Poochyena, Mareep, Steelix, or Rhyhorn. All of these are 35 or less speed, and they should be faster.

[RepressedMemories]

We talking video game world or anime world?
In the video games it is hinted at that we are prey.
Hell some Pokemon are literally reincarnated children who died after getting lost in the woods.
Idk what stats you can give to a human where we can survive in that world.