Australian Slander

Bruh Living in the land down under aint easy (it really is)

Shitpost of many... 😈

Warning: the second part is kinda Graphic, but you'll end up reading this afterwards anyways, so I tried!

[Krispykreme]

You should have put in “Australians getting a united australian party ad for the 45678990th time”

[AlpaChinoDespacito]

As a Queenslander I can 100% confirm that we indeed get liquified by the sheer heat

[The_rot_consumes.]

As a Victorian I can confirm that last one is accurate

[Weegeeboi]

0:21 as some that eats vegemite sandwiches I can confirm that is what an average vegemite sandwich is

[Ironfist]

As a Queenslander, I can confirm that it’s that hot.

[wydeyeidhbr]

Australians after hearing “Authorised by the Australian government Canberra”

[Drcy.Cr]

Bro that coughing in Victoria one is so real. To add on to it I have the nastiest worst asthma like cough so I sound like I’m dying every time I cough

[mr_mundy]

Queenslanders casually facing mother nature's every disaster:

[theepiccountryball]

My cousin from Victoria came up to Brisbane to where I live for a few days and then I coughed once and then he was like " Omg get away from me you've got covid go away"

[ElectrifiedGremlin]

I walk into the bush often to feed my scrub turkey friend Scott some food scraps. I have yet to be attacked by spiders

[Anakin_Skywalker-]

As a Queenslander I can confirm that I am indeed burnt every single day

[DasVryst]

I live in Brisbane can confirm I am melting in 35 degree heat lmfao

[thatonecountryballanimator]

Waze trying not to say “at the roundabout”

[Cyeban]

If you cough in victoria you get a 15 year sentence

[vesnabernjak-ord]

newest invention in Western Australia (Fremantle, 2024): stone age tool set

[RACKNSTACK]

Me and my dad capture native bees as a job and I can confirm, that there are fucking golden orbs everywhere in the summer, it gets so bad that you need a stick in front of ya to catch the webs

[downstairs]

I take the most enjoyment about talking about dropbears to people that don't know they're fake

[harisatif]

Where is the the scene on Queensland from?

[eh]

I can't even try to counter this its all to accurate haha.

Well done

[YeahNah_Mate]

THE VEGEMITE SANDWICH IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH GOD