Memes About Australians

Memes About Australians
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Check these out or i will cry
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[VaazkLShorts]

subscribe for more! just drop some ideas if you have any youd like for me to do - - WOW i summoned most of Australia with this video, how are you? Also, how can you live in that heat i honestly just cannot any hot country hates me, i also hope youre well, family is thinking about going to nz to see other family, not really aus, but i imagine similar? Idk just thought id tell you guys if you have any tips, thank you

[JoshuaOwens-qfhj]

honestly, as an Australian, as soon as I heard the meme at 9:13, I just screamed "Hell yeah, fucken love bunnings" without a second thought

[AncientVerseAnimations]

Fun fact, Australia is the ONLY place in the world where the Mc Donald’s (Macca’s) ice cream machine works 98% of the time. Want Mc Donald’s Ice Cream, come to Australia, where you seriously won’t see a snake in the shops, spiders are few in your house, the only wasps to worry about aren’t native, and were built like Giga Chads both inside and outside
Update: did you know that in Australia, Deadpool is rated MA 15+
Edit: I live in the Highlands, which is quite high above sea level, high enough to have its own individual weather, such as rain and frost during the hot/dry season

[MalthePal]

The fact australia terrifies people makes me feel so good about myself, like ive been living here since i was a child, i am power

[ZombieNick]

as an Australian i am offended

not because of these memes, but because of this being labelled as "memes" and not being "a compilation of historically correct photos"
as an australian i also feel that this is a documentary

thank you for reading my ted talk

[nihility]

12:00 fun fact about Cassowaries, the claws on their talons can get to 4-5 inches long, incredibly sharp, they can jump 7 feet high and run at 50KPH ( 31 miles per hour). DO NOT PISS OFF CASSOWARIES! this is 100% serious, they are like the worlds most dangerous bird. (to humans)

[Kitinelli]

Drop bears are absolutely real. Your friend just didn’t want to explain their horrors.

[BoringMouse_]

As an Australian myself, I would like to clear up a common misconception, we don't say shrimp, we say prawns so saying shrimp on the Barbie is just a little silly

[Joy-rides-with-Techno]

As an Australian I can confirm that drop bears and koalas are two different things that live in Australia

[odysseyi]

as an australian, i can indeed confirm that these are not memes but true events in our daily lives.

[NoodleIDK]

Wait so americans dont have playschool or golden gaytimes? Dam that must suck.

[nichochan]

9:48

To be fair, even Steve Irwin got nervous around these birds because they're essentially bird shaped dinosaurs with daggers for feet.

[Peleski]

As an Aussie I always find the animal thing bemusing. About 60, 000 Indians die from snakebite every year. In Australia, occasionally one person does, usually during flood.

[chickenz]

I must tell everyone the existence of March flies in Australia. They are giant flies that bite like mosquitoes. However, their bites hurt and leave bleeding holes. They will bite through your clothes, and they are everywhere in areas that they live.

[Twirlinggamer]

Fun Australian Fact : In Perth, Western Australia there is a tiger shark that locals have named Trevor. He swims near the shore.

[itsdatboi]

As an australian, if you compare our cute ass koalas to a Floridian man again I'm sending the cassowarys. This is a threat.

[The-stug]

As an Australian I can confirm this is what Australia is like

[theselfcontradictory]

As an Australian, one of the most common native birds is the Magpie lark. They look like normal birds, but if you get within ten metres of the trees where they have their nests during nesting season, they will make a noise kind of like a goofy cartoon horn and swoop you. I have heard stories of people having to be rushed to the hospital because a swooping magpie puched a literal hole in the top of their skull. The little pooftas also tend to go for the eyes with their claws. Fortunately, magies barely ever actually make contact with peoples' heads, as their swooping is usually meant as more of a scare tactic. Many people still like to wear helmets though, even when they're walking, to protect them from the larks. And don't even get me started on the fucking drop bears.

[Ciborium]

I LOL'ed at having a criminal record is required to gain Australian citizenship.

[alyssastevenson]

9:13 BUNNINGS WAREHOUSE!!!

Australians, you can't tell me you didn't play the theme tune when reading that.