The Disastrous Demeanor of Duolingo

choopo spends 12 minutes yelling about how the Duolingo Owl is taking inspiration from the Ancient methods to take over the planet.

⭐️Music Used (In Order)

~Golf (Wii Sports)
~Toad Town DX (Bowser’s Inside Story)
~Character Select (Sonic the Fighters)
~Inside House (Wind Waker)
~Arctic Monkey (Super Monkey Ball 2)
~Exciting World (Pushmo World)
~Flight of The Mosquito (Rayman)
~Blossom Haze (Sonic Mania)
~Underwater Monkey (Super Monkey Ball 2)
~Sacred Sonnom Woods (Mario and Luigi Dream Team)
~Billiards (Clubhouse Games DS)
~Race Win (Mario DS)
~First Steps (Rayman)
(Outro) Battle Against a Mobile Opponent

The Disastrous Demeanor of Duolingo

[yoxes]

The Chinese at the start actually means “I’m actually not good at Chinese. I like watermelons and grapes!”

[EngineerRiff]

I’ll give Duolingo this, they actually know how to speak to their target audience

[Ophiophagus]

I'm at a 3 year streak in Duolingo... At this point I have no choice but to keep doing this every day until I die.

[FreedomDaveX]

The new drippy face Duolingo logo has somehow become a Metroid meme because it resembles the Nightmare boss from Metroid Fusion after you destroy its face plate.

[Aerowarrier]

So what I’m hearing is that Duo is Athena, planning her conquest of the world in the most strategic way possible, by learning all she can and enslaving those who foolishly teach her

[tux_duh]

I was taking French on Duolingo when they added all the other "characters", deadass Lily acts like that cuz she's French

[poweroffriendship.]

Duolingo Bird is the kind of guy who puts you on a death wish for refusing to participate the _"English or Spanish"_ challenge. No matter how far you've run, that green menace of a bird will never miss a single class.

[Surname-gtso]

Remember kids, unlike your dad duo will never leave

[BigMoTheBlackDragon]

Duolingo wants to know your location. Duolingo wants to play a nice game of chess. Duolingo now wants to play Global Thermonuclear Warfare.

[omppul]

As much as I dislike corporations trying to be funny and relatable, I did find it amusing when duolingo twitter approved of a ship of the duo owl and Hooty from The Owl House

[yaboymintz]

Fun fact- The Duolingo Owl Duo has a taco restaurant in Pittsburgh called Duo's taqueria. No idea if it's good or not I haven't actually tried it yet. But it exists for some goddamn reason.

[Mr.Dr.Professor]

I'm a survivor. Duo came for me in high school. He stalked me relentlessly for weeks. I could never feel safe unless I was dead. So that's what I did. I faked my own death. And it worked! I've been Duo-free for over a year now. But some nights I lie awake in bed, wondering if I can ever truly be safe from his all-seeing eyes.

[TheLoopyestRabbit]

As a Mexican, it is my favorite thing to talk to people in Russian with a *STRONG* Mexican accent. Do not ask how, why, or what, I do not know.

[rashied]

0:11 "🦍" best words I have ever heard 😌

[chowjason]

0:27 In case any of you are curious, here's the actual translation: "Thank you my Chinese/pronunciation (?) is not good! I love watermelon and grapes!"

[amorfatikhb]

how can i ever leave the cult of duolingo when they keep giving me potions for 2x XP gain one after another until i’m dropping dead from exhaustion

[nexusgalaxy]

Funny green bird moment, haha

_Please don't hurt my family_

[gacwav_]

'My color my favorite is yellow.' I would say comedy gold but that's not my color my favorite.

[KN_GuyWhoWantsLegos]

if you think about it, duolingo is just a square parrot

[sianblack]

listen duolingo has transcended a simple language app and become a cultural phenomenon and for that i applaud it