Barbie Girl (Medieval Parody / Bardcore cover) Originally by Aqua

Good day, welcometh to our musical stage. Heareth our rendition of the famous tune you may have heard in taverns across the globe, Barbie Girl originally by Aqua thee drop a liketh & subscribeth for more of our sweet melodies as they are released upon thineselves. We hope to see thee in good stead on the morrow!

Lyrics:

Greetings, fair Barbie
Greetings, Ken
Wouldst thou partake in a noble ride?
Indeed, Ken
Join me, then
I'm a Barbie maiden, in a Barbie realm
Life enshrouded in plastic, a wondrous helm
Thou mayest comb my hair, disrobe me anywhere
Imagination guides, life is thine affair

Come hither, Barbie, let us revel so
I'm a Barbie maiden, in a Barbie realm to know
Life enshrouded in plastic, a wondrous helm
Thou mayest comb my hair, disrobe me anywhere
Imagination guides, life is thine affair

I'm a fair-haired maiden, a bimbo, 'tis true
In a realm of fantasy, I come into view
Dress me finely, make it snug, I am thy dolly
Thou art my doll, let music rock, feel the pink glamour fully
Kiss me here, touch me there, secrets we share

Thou mayest touch
Thou mayest play
If thou sayest, "I am forever thine" (ooh, oh)

Come hither, Barbie, let us revel so (ah ah ah yeah)
Come hither, Barbie, let us revel so (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come hither, Barbie, let us revel so (ah ah ah yeah)
Come hither, Barbie, let us revel so (ooh oh, ooh oh)

Make me stride, make me converse, do as thou please
I can play the role of a star, I can kneel, if thou appease
Join me, bimbo companion, let us repeat the mirth
Paint the town, indulge in folly, let revelry give birth

Thou mayest touch
Thou mayest play
If thou sayest, "I am forever thine"

Come hither, Barbie, let us revel so (ah ah ah yeah)
Come hither, Barbie, let us revel so (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come hither, Barbie, let us revel so (ah ah ah yeah)
Come hither, Barbie, let us revel so (ooh oh, ooh oh)

I'm a Barbie maiden, in the Barbie realm
Life enshrouded in plastic, a wondrous helm
Thou mayest comb my hair, disrobe me anywhere
Imagination guides, life is thine affair
I'm a Barbie maiden, in the Barbie realm
Life enshrouded in plastic, a wondrous helm
Thou mayest comb my hair, disrobe me anywhere
Imagination guides, life is thine affair

Come hither, Barbie, let us revel so (ah ah ah yeah)
Come hither, Barbie, let us revel so (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come hither, Barbie, let us revel so (ah ah ah yeah)
Come hither, Barbie, let us revel so (ooh oh, ooh oh)

Oh, I find such joy in this merry dance
Ah, Barbie, we have just begun this romance
Oh, I love thee, Ken, with all my heart's stance

[finnover]

She be a golem girl,
in a magic world,
a maid ceramic,
she be phantasmic.
She can guard thy lair,
but be always aware,
to kill such a creation,
requires decapitation.

[YourFunkiness]

I don't know why this took so long to show up in my feed, but I now rejoice in the happiness it has brought me.

[KlngChewy]

All I can picture listening to this is an immersive adventure with too much dialogue that I seem to enjoy 😂

[supremepeach]

Could u fetch my pink stays and bring my pink coach to the front door of my Pepto bismol looking castle

[Jack]

i like listening to this better than the original.

[jasperminer]

Hiya barbie,

Hi ken

Want to help free Jerusalem

Sure ken

Hop in

[edgarallanpoestheblackcat]

You should do some Disney songs hardcore style or the SpongeBob theme