GANGSTA'S PARADISE | Medieval Bardcore Version

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Coolio, L.V - Gangsta's Paradise [Medieval Bardcore Version]
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Mine own fantasy orchestra presents Gangsta's Paradise for the enjoyment of knights, ladies and fine fellows of the realm.
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Original Song: “Gangsta's Paradise”
Original Artist: Coolio, L.V
Writer: Artis Ivey, Jr., Doug Rasheed, Larry Sanders, Stevie Wonder.
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[BeedleTheBardcore]

The lyrics contributed in some of these comments are truly outstanding! If anybody would like to record a vocal version for this (or any other of my tracks) please send me an email and we can collaborate!

[supernova]

"As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain"

[farmdude]

You can take Robin out the Hood but you can't take the Hood out of Robin.

[Lovenpain]

Cool version! Sad Coolio passed away. RIP COOLIO!😢

[paradoxine]

Gangs? It's about the Guildmaster's Paradise!

[spacecat]

I'm loving the word "bardcore". 😂

Edit: damn some of you are good at rewriting lyrics. :D

[oxogane]

When every latest known artists were born in medieval period

[aragorn]

As I walke through valley of shadow deathe
I examine thine lyfe and fancy there’st nothing left
But I hathe ‘musement and shriveling so long that—even thine mother thinkest my wit is gone
I hast never crossed a lad that deserveth not
Me be regarded as a goon, you know that’st unheard of!
Thou must watche how thou art walking and how thou art talking
Or thee and thou squires myte be outlined in chalke

[roberttompkins]

Just comes to show what a true musical genius Weird All is and the brilliance and majesty of his work. A true renaissance’s man. Oh what? Coolio? Who’s Coolio?

[jackmanly]

Rest In Peace, Coolio. Thank you for providing the inspiration for this absolute bop.

[Nahasapasa]

700 years later... still an absolute banger!

[Greyrayin]

Me and the boys siegeing down a castle listening to this.

[seabear]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at the soil, and realise it needs rain
But I've been milling and farming so long
That even my lordship thinks that my mind is corn
But I hast never crossed a Lord that ne’er deserved it
Me, be treated like a serf? Well that’s actually heard of,
Take heed what thou be prating, where thou be striding,
Or thou and thine maidens might be for a lashing,
I surely hate the King but I gots to work,
As I plough, yonder village going up in smoke
Fools, I'm the kind of Farmer little ruffians try to be like
On thine knees in the night, sowing wheat by the moonlight

Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise
Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise
Keep spending most my life living in this feudal paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in this feudal paradise

Look at the situation my lordship hath me facing
I can't live a normal life, thou was’t raised by the wheat fields
So I have to be strong for the plough team
But too much maiden watching has me chasing dreams
An uneducated fool with groschen on my mind
Got my scythe in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a burned out peasant, but I still fly the banner
Yet my grindstone’s wet so don't arouse my anger
Fools, death art nothing but a plague rat away
I'm living life plough or die, what can I say?
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?
The way the plague is going, I don't know…


Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise
Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise
Keep spending most my life living in my lordship’s paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in my lordship’s paradise



Ploughing for the wheat, milling for the flour,
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's watching, and half of them are starving,
“It's for the lordship’s kitchen!”, but I don't know what's cookin'
They say “thou should learn”, there’s no baker here to teach me
if I don’t understand it, who gonna feed me?
I know they can't, I know they won't
I know that buboes why I know my life is on the owt, fool!


Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise
Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise
Keep spending most my life living in my lordship’s paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in my lordship’s paradise



Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the king we serve would burn you and me?


- a peasant, probably.

[evinroen]

I ain’t never pillaged a king who didn’t deserve it.

[drifter]

The only thing missing is the cathedral choir

[itsmealex]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at thyself, and realize there's little sane
Cause I've been milling and grinding so long
Even my mother thinks my mind is gone

But I hast never crossed a lord that hasn't deserved it
Treating me like a serf, well that's actually heard of

Been spending most our lives living in a peasants paradise
Been spending most our lives living in a peasants paradise

[RenaldyCalixte]

Bandit's Paradise by Coolio the Magnificent

[Tacocatbackwardsistacocat]

I remember riding a carriage back in 1072 with the homies and doing a drive by with our longbows

[benhaag]

“We keep spending most of our lives in a feudalism paradise”

[Lea-ryoo]

Who's here from Dan and Phil's YouTube video? 😂