What a DM is actually saying in #dnd #dndshorts #comedy #ttrpg

[avalsnep]

“Remember, crying is a free action…” -Matthew Mercer

[void-creature]

Your DM saying "running is always a valid option" is like horror games telling you that you can use [shift] to sprint

[eduardoguerrero]

It took me a while to undestand that "roll 4 d6s and drop the lowest" meant make a New character

[andrewbooker]

Player: “I take it”
Omnipotent Voice: “Another hand touches the beacon”

[jimmy_the_squid]

"I thought this was a game of free will. This is a game of cause and effect" both are true, you can technically do whatever you want whenever you want and consequences will always follow

[gamingrat]

“Running is always a valid option”
No, nope, this is my newest DM saying fear. Nope. That was too cold man 🥶

[Jesus.HChrist]

"I have their stat block around" means "I was not planning for this to be a combat encounter for a very good reason but here we are"

[ZM]

Roll for bluff
Say "this is mighty fine craftsmanship, beautiful!" Then PUT IT BACK.

[Mellon]

"4d6 and drop the lowest" is probably the most subtle way to say, "go make a new character buddy" I love it

[FolkoMagipaw]

"I don't know this guy, he just followed us in. Do what you need to guys."

[SlyProphet]

Monks have bonus Running might not be an option.

[youngjakey]

People who practice “this is a game of free will” are required to also remember “fuck around and find out”

[luckdohm]

"running is always a valid option"
"not against monks"

[drewthelovable]

Sometimes you just gotta accept your teammate is gonna die because of their own stupid decisions, just raise your hands and say
"I'm not associated with him"
And walk away from the situation.

[princesidon]

“forget about freeman” is a great song pick

[NemusNemi]

"Running is always a valid option" And that's why Rogues can Dash on their bonus action

[arkhive_]

Immediately trying to steal it—my players do that EVERY time

[sleepybeef]

"You can certainly try" is a fun phrase.

It's so threatning because the DM essentially is saying "Nothing can really stop you from trying this, but nothing can save you from what follows either"

[Gltched]

"I thought this was a game of free will" "actually, this game is about cause and effect" broke me and so true

[kraboviisup]

Oh my sweet summer children... It was over the moment DM said "i do have their stat block around..."