Essay Writing Accounts on Twitter

I hope you're prepared for the Ballad of Edulitoh.

Any drawn thumbnails / outro art are made by Nova1Duke!

#Essay #Alpharad #Edulitoh

➤ Music Used:
Some pokemon songs I forgot the names of

[sparenimrod]

The ability to pull these kind of cons is honestly a superpower.

[ArtisticallySpoken]

Imagine being in an interview and saying "let's make this professional" then walking out the room.

[nuclearbirds]

“My last son did this too”
This phrase has so many genius implications, you absolute madman I could kiss you.

[WappleFan]

I dm’ed this guy asking if he had a essay on childhood obesity. He said, “this isn’t funny anymore” and I asked how many people asked him that after this video, and he said he had so many messages

[TammyKaay]

"You will pay for my services.."

" I.. Am.. *Edulitoh* "

[dummy]

Edulitoh is on Urban Dictionary with this definition:
"A supreme writer with a PhD who will write your essay for a small fine. A Edulitoh is also always kind replying with a dear."

[ausername]

“Uh oh, my son just locked himself in my car”

“What a fool”

[kareemsaidoun]

Plot twist: he blocked you cuz he didn’t have an essay about childhood obesity; he only had one about chilhood obesity

[supremechaosbeing]

“that’s wow for you” sounds like a fuggin animal crossing character

[hedgelad]

"Uh oh my son just locked himself in my car"
"Oh god"
*"What a fool."*

[iamstarstreek]

“Oh no, my son locked himself in the car”

*W h a t*
*a*
*fool.*

[SwansingerLJG]

This man has gone from making yelling "Forward Aerial" a running joke, to getting in shape "because it'd be funny if I wound up hot", to making an Impossible Quiz video in 2019, to now clowning on Twitter scam artists by posing as a customer and seeing how long he can run with the bit.



Irony: Not even once.

[harshal]

poor guy i think he's still getting dms asking if he has an essay over childhood obesity

[arnsta]

Maybe the real essay was the friends we made along the way

[Omni_G]

"Let's make it professional"
*leaves*

Solid dad move right there

[madeleinep.]

I laughed so much, dear. This video was so wow.

[numayrzuberi]

When Edulitoh left the first time... it hurt man.

But the second time?...
I’ve never experienced pain like that before.

[BoredHousewif]

Their Twitter now has in their bio “Trolling/spamming in DMs will result in a ban/temporarily block from this profile depending on severity. Trolling includes - “Edulitoh, ” Child Obesity, ” etc.”

[kairowkuroshi]

PHD: Kindly DM me.

Alpharad: I am

PHD: Please Do.

Todo: We are.

[Leaves]

[oliverhilton]

Naming your son 'Supreme Writer' is a pretty big gamble. What if he turned into an art student?