Randomly Generated Slander 2

I spun a bunch of randomizer wheels to choose random slanders again. Make a comment if you have an idea for Randomly Generated Slander 3.

[Clock_Man_]

“In the future, humor will be randomly generated” - Cucumber from Veggietales

[Beanzops]

Goro Majima (真島 吾朗, Majima Gorō) is a recurring major character in the Like a Dragon (formerly Yakuza) series introduced in the original Yakuza. He is featured as a protagonist in Yakuza 0, Yakuza: Dead Souls, and the Majima Saga of Yakuza Kiwami 2. He is also featured as a supporting character in Yakuza/Yakuza Kiwami, Yakuza 2/Yakuza Kiwami 2, Yakuza 3, Yakuza 4, Yakuza 5, Yakuza 6, Yakuza: Like a Dragon, Like a Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name, and Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth.

[gengarnn]

0:19 no truer words have ever been uttered

[RezoA]

The Memphis sewage system after inventing feminine cornbread for hyperactive dolls: *💀 spinning on ceiling fan*

POV: You have a generic Home Depot: *wide Putin*

[ArjunTheRageGuy]

Nijisanji making their own version of Black Ops 2 but in real life while trying to remember the other numbers besides 2, 3, and 4: *That Flint Lockwood scene of him making his invention together with his pet monkey*

[metrarailfan]

As a person from Sydney, I can confirm that we do stare at you when you say “M” after cooking trains.

[Goosebump]

It got so random that I forgot the whole slander lore 😭💀

[fuhbox]

Cowboys when they run out of cheese for 1.98589973 seconds

(Woo Yeah Baby That’s What I’ve Been Waiting For, That’s What It’s All About, Wooo)

[RandomContent]

People from Wyoming when you dont say S after drinking fishes:

[ahfa]

this is what happens when daniel doesn’t give you coffee

[brehh]

daniels coffee trying to find who asked:

[controlingtheplats]

Rusty sunscreen when you eat green bottlecaps:

[ozzyj]

People from New York when you don’t say “downloaded” after eating Nike shoes:

[Trooper_films]

Truly a radnomly generated moment of all time

[TheRealSodiumChloride]

British Indian Ocean Territory when British Indian Ocean Territory: *insert footage of British Indian Ocean Territory*

[grindingbensgears]

Some of these were actually pretty funny

[SierraAviation]

Pilots trying not to own a leprechaun’s steakhouse

[cobinasaur]

Sailboats 1 nanosecond after someone draws the periodic table:

[Qwerty-uiop]

"In the future, Daniel will be replaced with AI and it'll be "AI give me coffee" not "Daniel give me coffee" 💀💀"

-A wise person

[MrPromethium]

traffic at LAX when a PE teacher walks in