the most pathetic Steam profile

A coder, programmer, gamer, fitnessholic, car-enthusiast.

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[Cheezy_Bunz]

He’s gotta own a “Eat, Sleep, Game, Repeat” t-shirt

[CertifiedNEETClassic]

"2688.3 hours played past 2 weeks."
112 days of gameplay in 14 days.
Now *that's* a speedrun. 😂

[theblob]

>bots 9 gazillion hours on steam games to look “cool”
>fitnessholic

[cornycob]

mfs who fake playing games just to look 'cool' on steam is WILD

[wegMachMeister]

isn’t that like 13.6 years of non stop playing

[monstersponge]

Guarantee he has over 10k hours in some games just so he can write a steam review for said game saying "it's ok".

[locodesert]

managed to talk to the guy before and when I asked on how on earth he has so many hours on his games he downright refused to even give a clear answer. He kept trying to talk about his modding skills and even when I tried to point out how it's baffling he has so much hours on his games which shouldn't even be possible he just called me toxic and blocked me.

[shapeshifter]

1:05 I adore his "quotes that piss me off" with insults like "you insicure shit", "fuctard", "indigent junkie" and "blind whale"

[Pebbsi_official]

bro plays more hours in day than actual day has

[nasion]

I would also doubt that he is a car enthusiast, no car-related games in his profile in sight.

[scientistB]

Guy once friended me and asked me to join his Terraria world because apparently he was building an ultra epic huge adventure map with impossibly advanced wiring or some crud.
I didn't care that much so I said "Maybe if I find time."
He retorted "Yeah well if you 'find time' let me know."
We never spoke again, he eventually removed me.
Seeing how he presents himself and talks to others, he seems incredibly insecure and defensive. Spare yourself the headache.

[KacperPL]

I thought the title was a bit of an over exaggeration until I saw the hours played lmfao. "2, 688.3 hours past 2 seeks" Bro's shameless

[testedhawk]

So because I have too much time on my hands, I decided to go ahead and add up ALL the hours of every Steam game shown in the video (even Zup! 4 which is seen for only a frame).

The total amount of hours is 133, 076. That is equivalent to 5545 days, 182 months, and 15.2 years.

I also noticed that he has a Steam badge with a little "5" icon. This is how many years that a Steam user has been on the platform.

So you're telling me, this dude who has only had an account for 5 years, somehow put in 15.2 years of gaming?

[RiRiRiPoks]

Trying to be cool on steam is like trying to be cool on Reddit. It just doesn’t work.

[Derpixied]

bro thinks using cheats makes him a "programmer" lmfao what a fucking joke

[Hex_Crashmania]

You should check his profile nowadays
He's got 100% achievements on "Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth: Complete Edition", but only 1 MINUTE OF PLAYTIME

[tripodman]

I once found a guy with a combined 9 YEARS in shitty puzzle porn games 😭

[JudgeNicodemus]

We found him. We found John Insecurity! The CEO of the Inferiority complex.

[NinetyUnderScore]

DUDE THIS GUY TRIED TO DOX ME A LONG TIME AGO LMFAO

I didn't let him join my PRIVATE castleminer Z server simply because he randomly friended me and messaged me. Then his justification for doxing me was that I "said no" without explaining that it was for close friends only. He also has a god complex! Very cool person...

If you make a castleminer Z server, public or private, because they show up in the public server list no matter what, he will ask to join, and if you say no, he does something similar to this, and will grab your ip via the server list, single-handedly ruining all castleminer z multiplayer on steam

[MyUsersDark]

"I think to qualify as a gamer, you have to actually *play* the games"

Damn, murdered...