30 Shower Thoughts

After receiving submissions across youtube, facebook, and instagram, I decided to have a website for people to submit their shower thoughts to. The best ones will be featured in future videos!

[prodJah-fxvy]

The news is basically a guy saying ''good evening'' and then explaining why it's not.

[PaulSmith-gibf]

The one about schools and YouTube tutorials is something I've noticed for a long time. School systems are horrible at grasping a student's interest (especially at a subject the student didn't ask for) and instead of doing something in a more interesting way, they teach all subjects at a college level. All I ask for is some god damn simplicity so I can understand what the fuck I'm learning, we don't need all the damn details as high school students. On the contrary, when I watch a YouTube video on math, somehow I understand everything that I couldn't understand at all during class.

[DavieDrum]

Do a "Hits Blunt" series lmfao. It'll be the best.

[uwumachine]

The one about tutorials. Maybe it's because it's something you want to learn

[speedycube]

1:35 so I'm not the only one who's parents do this? lol

[whiteknight]

How can shaggy keep up with scooby doo even though great danes can run up to 30-40 mph?

[DucksAreEpic]

That long wait at the end so the music could fit in xD

[yoursister]

Heres one "Fish probaly have a hard time making eye contact"

[wren]

What if Disney Animation Studios named the movie Frozen "Frozen", so that when you searched 'Walt Disney Frozen' the top search wouldn't be about the man himself and how his body was preserved and was frozen after death? Also, someday future archeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think it was some bizarre mouse-worshipping kingdom.

[malayalandon]

When I was younger my grandma was cuddling with me before bed, and she fell off. We laughed at it and still do. I guess she isn't old

[ultimateanimations]

Car insurance companies want you to not get in an accident

[ginak]

That plastic bag thought was so my family
😂

[Destructocorps]

The boyfriend not letting you go is seen as different, because people just assume that means the boyfriend is physically threatening and restraining her, while the other way around they just assume the guys being a good boyfriend by not going, as he could if he wanted to with little assumed threat.

[dontmindme.imjustafraidofe]

I don’t think a person’s eye can actually sparkle; you’re just seeing the reflections of the lights in the room.

[isshunova]

3:20 at my school it’s: I have not survived this fire because I have been taught that, during a fire, it is safe to go to the grass area, where there are trees

[meowmix]

Best shower thoughts ever. It's like you're in my brain

[theobinator]

Oh, I do so love these shower thoughts.

[chasevogler]

3:22 Dude where are you paying $900 for a video card? either you're getting ripped off on a 1080, or you're getting a really good deal on a Titan

[afivestarwaterboi]

2:56 this is me with my PIN. I type it really quickly into the cash machine but I still feel like someone’s behind me thinking
“Ahhh, so that’s his PIN.”

[astrowolf]

The car signal one and the apple one made me laugh so hard