What If You Try To Lift a Negative Mass?

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[islamjam]

Conclusion, the ball just has better ping than us

[enumaelish]

This man just casually asked me what I think as if I'm in any way qualified to be making inferences on the nature of the laws of our universe. I'm flattered.

[Uminental]

*"Yo mama so skinny she got a negative mass"* there you go, demonstrated.

[arshadulhaque]

What if the true negative mass were the friends we made along the way

[psychles]

Mathematicians: "What if we put a (-) in front?"
...
"Dear god what have we done?"

[sonya]

In a couple centuries kids are gonna be making memes about what life was like before negative mass was discovered and it is just everyone sinking into the ground

[galerus]

These are the type of people that makes learning fun and interesting.

[DKdrop]

Negative mass is also one theoretical method of creating an Alcubierre Drive— basically, stretching space time behind you and compressing it in front of you, so that in your subjective bubble of space time, you’re not traveling faster than light, but to an outside observer, you are.

[ukaszrybkowski]

"Remember when cars had positive mass? Haha, crazy times!" Flies ayway

[Opsity]

"What do you think?"

Me who has no clue what he said: I agree

[LucysLocket]

I love how he asked “what do you think?” As if I’m smart enough to have an opinion!! 😂

[parkershaw]

If I add 6 zeros onto my bank account, math still works.

[BadassBobY]

"Negative mass is killing your gains"
- Jeff

[samdakid]

“Does negative mass exist?”

Me sitting here being a mass of negativity lol

[GWCGamingwithChittaarth]

"What do you think will happen when you lift negative mass?"
The game crashes

[alanmacification]

I learned this the hard way. I volunteered to pick up a bunch of helium balloon bouquets for a friend's wedding. They were all loose in the backseat of my car, and when I pulled into traffic and accelerated, all the balloons surged forwarded and blocked my front window. It shocked me for a few seconds.

[thn]

“What do you think?”
I think its way past my bedtime.

[joeharli]

My first thought:

Pulling a negative mass is called pushing

[cupcakedatam]

“What do you think?”
As if the most complicated scientific think i’ve ever done wasn’t a drawing of the water cycle with a ten pack of markers

[TheDiamond]

I'm thinking my dinner should be ready any second now