Customer Service Brainrot

Genuinely had to leave my mic in rice to dry after this.

[PoeticNugget]

“They are drastically improved by being read out by a middle aged British man.”
Yes, yes indeed.

[wolfiiu]

if i ever told my waiter i needed a minute to look at the menu and they just said “it’s time” i think i’d have a panic attack lmao😭

[MasterArchfiend]

Okay, but telling someone who buys something that is known to give users cancer “Good luck” is both kind and evil. I love it.

[ribbonduckling]

My favorite brain rot story happened 6 months ago. I was tired and the store was closing soon. A girl and her dad were debating whether they want a bag. My dumbass said "There are lots of things you can do with a bag, like choke a baby." The girl was mortified but the dad was laughing. Took me a minute to realize what I said.

[drew]

The idea of a server asking you "do you have an umbilical cord" had me dry heaving

[Eiji_Kirishima]

Never forget the time I couldn’t remember what the word for thirsty was and asked one of the customers “are you water- do you- water hungry?” 💀

[SuburbaniteUrbanite]

I guarantee you that the manager seriously considered keeping “dougalicious” as a permanent greeting

[Mossyplush]

I once said "What" in the most monotone voice.

It started with the normal customer service
"Hello, welcome to McDonald's! Will you be using out mobile app today?"
"No, give is just a moment please!"
"Alright, order whenever you're ready!"
...
...
...
"Hey, I have a question"
(In the most monotone and almost angry voice): "What."

They broke down laughing

[CaeiseSorewynn]

When I was at university I was working Sunday morning in KFC. I wasn't really awake yet, as it was like 7 am, so when someone ordered coffee, I automatically said "Of course, with bacon and cheese?". Customer said "yes". We stared at each other for good few seconds while our brains slowly worked out what the hell happened.

[Foxiz]

Once when I was drunk, I walked in to a gas station to buy more alcohol, and it was *very* expensive.
So I said to the cashier;
"- THIS IS A ROBBERY!", realized what I had just said and quickly added; "by YOU! BY you! It's so expensive, it feels like you're robbing me!"
Nailed that one! 😅

[TimBurtonPrincess]

This whole video reminds me a lot of a story I read once, where this woman had worked at Walmart, but quit and switched to Target as her job. One day, she had to make an announcement, and she said "Attention, Walmart shoppers!". She realized what she's doing, and quickly said, "You are in the WRONG store!"

[natedavis]

I work at Chick- fil - A, so when I worked up front it was policy to say the characteristic "My Pleasure". One time I went to say "my pleasure" and "no problem" at the same time and instead said, while looking them dead in the eye, "No pleasure. My problem. I"m sorry."

[lorenalulu]

Worked at an escape room for two years always had to give big speeches and always be “in character”. Got a side seasonal job Hot Topic and answered the phone with “Hello what are you escaping today!”. Terrified the person on the other end 😭💀💀

[madpandakira]

I once greeted a customer by saying "hi how are you?" To which they said "good, how are you?" And I replied "doing alright! How are you?" And I think we would have just kept doing this if his wife hadn't started laughing at us. I have never been able to look this man in the eye since

[kelseyjaffer]

I worked at Starbucks for years. They make you call out “Welcome in!!” to anyone who walks through the door. I was sitting in my old Starbucks at one point last year working on my laptop (I don’t work there anymore), saw a person walk in out of the corner of my eye, and yelled out “WELCOME IN!!”. They didn’t say anything to me…the random person working on their laptop who had just enthusiastically welcomed them into the Starbucks

[alissamarquardt]

I worked for a call center like 20 years ago and this is when customers were first learning to pay online. I had to do a temporary password reset for a customer and the only parameter was I tried to use was something simple so the customer could get back in to reset.
I once told the customer "Ok, your temporary password is password - Capital P, lowercase assword". As soon as it was out of my mouth, the lady on the other line burst out laughing. I apologized profusely and my company loved playing the recorded call in training sessions. A friend told me they used it to train new employees on what not to do for years afterwards 😂😂

[munchkin]

A few days ago I had ordered something from Starbucks and the lady tried to say "have a nice day" and "have a lovely day" and ended up just telling me "have a lice!" I was with a friend and we stared at her, completely confused, until she explained. We laughed with her, then said the same thing to another customer about ten minutes later 💀 She was awesome

[tanini]

I used to work as a barista, and when I handed someone their coffee they asked if it was the lactose free one, and I just said "I hope so" and walked away. I actually didn't even know.

[shadowxxe]

I once dialed the wrong number at work. A man with litterally the deepest voice ive heard answers and goes "Hello?" and i proceed to ask "Hi, is this claire I'm speaking to" this was followed by the man erupting into laughter pn the other end

[showshortage]

Never gonna forget the time I walked up to a table and wanted to say "Can I get an appetizer to get you started?" And also "Would you like an appetizer to start you off?"
What I actually said was, "Would you like an appetizer to get you off?"