Embarrassingly Dumb Google Searches

Don't worry you can't shock Mr Incognito Mode, he's seen everything before. Everything.

[Martial_Facts]

I looked up my brothers search history last night.
“How to acknowledge Squidward” 💀💀💀💀

[MmmMmph]

The last one is why AI needs some more testing before Google uses it to automate search results

[animeluigiboy]

My dumb child brain thought that if I search "how do I find my 3DS", I would find it. But it didn’t work.

[erickpoorbaugh]

To be fair, just because they're called "anteaters, " that doesn't mean they *only* eat ants, and not termites or other insects. The question is a perfectly valid one.

[Snigelkrantz]

I got chills realising "who was that girl sitting in front of me on the bus" is a question Google could probably answer if it really wanted to.

[RobertrulezDast]

This is literally the funniest thing ive watched in a long time, has the same energy as the "sim patch notes" video and the "misspelling pregnant" video

[mars_stars]

i forgot the word for a pot once so now "what do you call a deeper pan" is immortalized in my search history

[ForumArcade]

"Where is the internet" is actually a very deep and nuanced question. The physical components which allow for information to be stored and retrieved via the internet, their distribution across the globe, and the connections between them, are fascinating topics of inquiry.

[Cassxowary]

“why do gumdrops taste like that” and “how to know if I’m doing the right thing” are fair questions tbh and google broke at the end 😅😂

[hallowedknight]

Can you do odd Wikipedia articles? They’ve got some real gems. My favorites include “chicken powered nuclear bomb” and “infidelity among penguins”.

[The-verseer]

I once tried to find online image editors that could apply a gradient to an image to make it fade out. It got to the point where I questioned if partially transparent pixels were a thing, until I remembered I have partially transparent images.

[nadialam]

Once I was writing historically accurate fanfiction, and instead of using my perfectly fine grammar and spelling, I typed in “prussia when”.

[j.ulett]

giggling at the fact i got this in the middle of a breakdown like HOW PERFECT IS THAT TIMING???

[JetSetDman]

for anyone curious, no, sex dolls were _not_ invented by hitler, they originated in france in the 1800s

[stripeproductionsofficialreal]

The Mickey Mouse question looks like one of those questions where you would say “ read that again but slower.”

[heatherduke]

I once asked Siri what the closest star was to earth and she very helpfully told me it was the sun 🤦‍♀️

[brianechavarria]

The dumbest thing I’ve ever searched is “is spaghetti long pasta?”

[aw]

Genuinely once googled “how many legs does a duck have?” while playing gartic phone

[r.mcdonnell]

My ex-girlfeind's kid found out that "Baby Yoda" ages much slower than humans, and was 50 years old as a toddler

He insisted that we do a Google search to find out "how old was baby Yoda when he was born"

[herrforehead]

Me googling what I think are normal questions during my form class and the big "Help is available" thing pops up on my screen 💀💀