Jesus Prime // ULTRAKILL Meme

made most of this while my internet was out
enraged sound from ULTRAKILL

#ultrakill

[aleph-nil]

"Get ready to recieve some holy spirit" is unironically the coolest way to say "I will beat you to death"

[phoenixbender]

automatically gets enraged when using nail gun

[MisterHigo]

The "Love - jesus prime" fan soundtrack makes it 300% better

[hobowithamansion]

I like to think "Jesus, no-" would be V1's only spoken dialogue in the entire game and that Jesus Prime would enter an enraged state if you keep dying to him.

[pikaboystudios]

With how ripped he is in most paintings and statues, I'd say he could kick V1's ass.

[thegermanpotato]

Jesus is the only boss that can beat the shit out of v1, bro was FUCKING JACKED

[poweringplayer.]

the only thing we are scared of is when jesus says "Get ready to recieve some holy spirit."

[pessoaaleatoria]

Since we have an Jesus Prime and Judas Prime design, just imagine a animation of Jesus Prime beating the dogwater out of Judas Prime 😂

[TTEENNOO]

i swear that this whole jesus prime thing will get so popular that hakita will actually implement it in some way as a joke

[Red_Biker_Dude]

He gets enraged from him hitting you a few times without you dying

[drywallgaming]

Imagine that, in the middle of a fight with Judas Prime, Jesus Prime comes outta nowhere and beats the shit out of him.
Then you have to fight the real fight.

[invisible-car-man]

notice how this follows the standard of ultrakill's first battle with a prime soul; 70% of the fight is the monologue before the battle begins and the other 30% is you *getting beaten to death*

[pokytr]

0:34 Holy Headbutt Counter (when you try parry his grab move)
0:40 Holy Punch
0:43 Holy Crush + Holy Divine Punches
0:48 Holy Justice
0:52 Holy Domination
0:54 Rage of Holy Spirit
0:56 Holy Suplex Counter (when you try parry his grab move)


I have listed all his attacks.

[andrewrusin]

Considering that Hakita creates a prime version of bosses with a move set referring to martial arts, this could be in a game without any problems

[normi]

POV: You started reading the old testament.

[galaxycamerata]

I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL: Rapid forward jab. WILL kill if all punches connect.
I STAND AND KNOCK: Swings in time with each syllable. Heavy knockback, can teleport to maintain range per hit that connects.
THE EYE OF A NEEDLE: If you leave an active coin in the air when he's not already attacking, he'll flick a wafer at it and Ricoshot you. Unlike V2, this has no obvious counter window; unless you shoot at least one coin, his coin sequence will go off with as much speed as yours.
I AM THE WAY: four lasers emit from him in a cross shape as he stands in place. This does not count as an attack for the purposes of THE EYE OF A NEEDLE.

YOU WILL BE HUMBLED: "Enrage" phase. After having all health depleted, he regains half of it. From that point, he stops using the Stamina system of prime souls and gains a halo of thorns that slows you down while you're in its proximity. He also begins using I AM THE WAY between attacks to ensure he still has windows to use THE EYE OF A NEEDLE

[Kindafunnierguy]

“I AM THE SON OF GOD!!!!🗣🗣🗣” hardest opening line ever

[fastbandit]

0:45
POV:A brute in an Arkham game getting hit with a devious beatdown.

[klyxes]

Historically accurate Jesus. The stories written about him outside the bible (mostly when he was young) are wild, like summoning bears to maul on people bothering him.

[randompurpleslime]

Anyone else think the jesus speech along with the music goes so hard