How Different Instrumentalists Order at a Restaurant

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[RetroBlockade]

As a saxophonist, not being there was roast enough

[eunbincho]

TwoSet is trying find different methods to ROAST other instruments at this point 😂😂😂

[ChristianJovenGarcia]

As a percussionist, I was waiting the whole time like "where's percussion?"
Then I realised
I sound just like my band director

[hourglassflipper]

My dad was once part of a youth orchestra that toured across different countries. For one piece, he only played the triangle, and there was only one note in the whole piece, when the rest of the orchestra was dead silent.

He missed it.

[SV-pvef]

I think more people should appreciate the fact that Eddy somehow managed a straight face while spitting in a drink and pouring it on the floor

[bellsctiz]

For those who don't orchestra -- here are the jokes (sorry if I missed anything)

1st violin is like the "main character" and gets all the melodic parts of the music, thus the "arrogant" demeanor
2nd violin usually play lower notes than the 1st violin so they may find the high notes hard to play
Viola is... viola
Cello needs a high chair while playing, while Double Bass stands while playing
Flute plays a lot of repeated stuff over and over again
Piccolo is really small and high pitched
Clarinet squeaks a lot (eg. when you blow and your teeth touches the reed)
Oboe players make their own reeds that includes shaving and cutting them into the desired shape
Bassoon is really soft and can't really be heard when everyone's playing in the orchestra (also low pitched)
Trumpet is really loud
Trombone is also really loud but lower pitched
French Horn tends to have the split/cracking notes when they come in
Tuba is really low, and tend to play the tonic note (the base note in the chord)
Pianists tend to drum their fingers on everything, also they often play as the accompanist (pun on compliments)
Voice is uhhh they have their stereotypes I guess, and they're super careful about their food/drinks in order to preserve the throat
Percussion in orchestra tend to get a lot of rests (like hundreds of bars at a time) and maybe just come in for 1 cymbal crash, so it's easy to lose focus and forget to come in

Feel free to add on :D

[kieransween]

I’m a singer and I’ve literally thought “I can’t scream on this rollercoaster, I might hurt my voice”😂

[amytgt]

The pianist drumming his fingers is accurate

[simplytwosetter]

Twoset: We shouldn't roast violas all the time, all the instruments are equal.

Twoset: Roast all the instruments.

[lapislazulivn]

For once Eddy is roasting the vocalist/singer instead of viola.

[spectralkitsune]

As a harpist, you were correct in the fact that we would never be caught dead socializing outdoors. Therefore, not making it into the video. 😂

[SaiL_]

“If you’re roasted and you know it clap your hands!”

*thunderous applauses*

[rosierserpent]

As a flautist, this is very accurate. I like trying new things and be flexible, yet here I am, choosing what I usually always choose.

[ivannar]

“Sorry I keep getting lost” ah yes never a day without a viola roast

[Chacncitos]

Cellists are the Goldilocks of musicians…

“This chair’s too big; this chair’s too small. Oooh, this chair’s just right… Actually, no. It’s still too small.”

[Jonas_Knuspi]

I loved 2nd Violin because it was literally just one letter away from the real sentence
“I'm not sure if I can p(l)ay this, it's slightly higher than expected.”

[ViktoriousFlutes]

As a flutist, I find it so ironic and funny that Mozart's Flute Concerto is playing in the background 🤣 while Brett is saying he likes to try new things. Mozart's flute concerto is a beautiful piece but it is one of the most overplayed flute pieces for auditions.

[Yourdailydoseofsarcasm]

Eddy and Brett are not only elite musicians but world class actors as well. We will never get tired of the legendary skits.

[mr.timbre_vtjs]

As a cellist who also plays the double bass... The portrayal was so on point it had me on the floor.

[rudelwolf]

As a classical singer, the last one is spot on for almost any kind of voice, except for one: Basses. Most Basses can go to a Metal Festival, drink wodka and whiskey the whole evening, sleep for 2 hours, and then wake up and go nail Sarastros "In diesen heil'gen Hallen" without even sweating. :D