Things Never Said By Orchestral Musicians

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S N A P C H A T: Brettybang | Eddy.Chen

[mariabarreto]

How much sarcasm do you want in this video ?
Brett and eddy : yes

[vanillinmousse]

Me: *practicing*
Twoset: *uploads*
Me:... Ling Ling won’t know

[simoneduplessis]

I now realize why Brett and Eddy never fight with each other, too many other things to be mad about lol

[anonymoususer]

Something no cellist has ever said: “yeah I like Canon in D”

[ithamarfishman]

Ling Ling only practiced once In his life





He never stopped.

[guitarfrog]

“Yayyyy, six sharps”
“I’m totally not sight reading right now”
I felt those in my soul

[Aquarius]

Things always said by orchestra musicians : When will the rehearsal end?

[demetriuskuc]

"I'll mark this with the pencil I brought to rehearsal"

[yencokebottle]

"nice cello"
"It's a bass bro"

I'm not kidding. There are still people in orchestras who mix up the cello and the bass.

[maradupras]

You forgot:
"The trumpets are playing the quiet part really well!"
"I love sitting behind the French horns!"
"I love hearing that one kid play Megalovania over and over again!"
"Yay, the composer is using me as a metronome again! I love playing 484490094859201957 straight measures of just eighth notes with no pitch changes at all!"

[Isi-kmln]

Never said by an orchestral musician: "My shoulder rest didn't fall down in my entire life before"

[lianmargaret]

I love how Brett pretends to look like he's having fun 🤣

[omie]

"I love when my friends ask me to play pop pieces...."

[alyssaj]

"I have a healthy self esteem and would never compare myself to insane child prodigies!"

[reillys]

“That oboe’s A is always a perfect 440” I’m dead

[dagmarski]

*yes, I like to play flight of the bumblebee 22 notes a second perfectly.*

[blesmeejoytadeo]

Me: * a non-orchestra musician *
Also me: * laughs * *So relatable!*

[tessEnichols]

If you can amaze the audience slowly you can amaze them quickly.

[hshsdjsb]

Something clarinetists never say: Its my fault, not my reeds

[mckenzieehlers]

Flutes be like:
"Oh yes, I love playing that high C."
"Playing high notes in piano is so easy."
"We can totally be heard, especially when we sit in front of the trombones."
"I love Titanic music!"
"There are never enough flutes, our section is so small."