The Best of Dragon Ball Z Abridged

[SuperJox]

"Tien shows up and decides I'm going to turn triangles into squares"- Cell

[Kyuubi-rqbx]

the entire exchange between cell and triclops is basically what happens when you find that one guy who won't stop spamming the cheapest techniques in the game

[TanikaraDV]

'You don't know he's a super saiyan maybe he's a super human maybe you slackers aren't trying hard enough' fuckin lost it lmao

[spikeofrockness]

"I CAN SEE THE FUTURE"
"BULMA AND VEGETA HAVE A KID"
"THE REAL BUU IS A CHILD"
"CELL REACHES HIS PERFECT FORM"
"GOTEN AND TRUNKS BECOME A GUY"
"GOHAN IS THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE BUT STILL DOESNT DO CRAP"

lol my fav part in this entire thing

[lolosbizarreadventure]

I love how gokus stupidity is slowly driving freiza insane

[rushergaming]

"why didn't you block that one"

"I thought you had it"

[KasaiRayquaza]

"You punched me in the face."
"You bit my tail."
" *You punched me in the face!* "
" *You bit my #@€&ing tail!* "
"Yeah well I still haven't used my shirt! ...Does that mean I win?"

[kaaaboom]

“Last time he did this I found 5 corpses. He laughed when I said 5.”

[taehyungsblankfaceu]

Chiaotzu:Died! Yes! Jesus, we've all literally done it.
Chichi: I haven't!
Chiaotzu: Give it some time, you're hanging with the right crowd.

[camwow]

My favorite quote is and always will be "Triclops shows up and decides 'I'mma turn triangles into fucking squares'"

[MylesHxC]

GOHAN IS THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE YET STILL DOESN'T DO CRAAAP.

[Em_kat]

Chiaotzu: "died. yes. Jesus, we've literally all done it"
Chichi: "I haven't"
Chiaotzu: "give it some time you're hanging with the right crowd"
That killed me LMAO

[logancraig]

“Between you and the namekian I think I’ve lost my touch at genocide” 😂😂😂

[tannerkelley]

Krillin would be as powerful as Jiren is he had zenkai boosts

[draconbacon]

"I am the Alpha and the Amiga"~ Goku for president

[donaldcurryjr]

Vegeta:No nappa its a trick.

Nappa:Tricks are for kids.

[bralynwebb]

I’ve always thought vegeta saying “I wanna” while smashing the ground was cannon this whole time 💀💀

[perfectdon]

The interaction between cell an tien after the Ki-ko-ho attack is just hilarious

[josephgomes]

Never have I realized how Italian Vegeta looks with a mustache

[Some_Dingus_You_Knew]

"AHH No, my face! My precious modeling career!" -Napa 8/22/15