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Skyrim Thief Attempts to Rob Max-Level Dragonborn
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[lizardtears]

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[grozzarkazoku]

I felt this in my soul. It's like I walk around wearing the literal remains of dragons. My armor practically glows from my overpowered enchantments. One even watched me end a dragon and still did this shit.

[yanm]

Thief: "ok, as soon as he ends beating that dragon up I will demand all his valuables!"

[CrisperLemonade]

*Wearing armour made from dragon scale, covered in runes, with a sheath that glows red*
"Yes allow me to take out my coin purse"

[roach]

"Hand over your valuables, or i'll gut you like a fish"

*Peaceful music intensifies*

[YOUR_NARRATOR]

"I can literally sneeze you to soverngarde"

[TheOriginalJphyper]

"Hey, you see that?"
"What, the Dragonborn?"
"Yeah! You know what we should do? We should mug 'im!"
"What?"
"Yeah!"
"Are you stupid?"
"Let's mug 'im!"

[jeremiahharris]

You see a thief, I see a walking talking mystery loot box.

[bruh._.]

I’ve been running around in werewolf form and one of these guys came up to me and tried to rob me

[probablynotleo]

Me in full nightingale armor: Uno reverse

[ravenval]

I imagine a dragonborn who turned out like the Greybeards where any word he utters is fatal to those within a 20 foot radius. He just says, being mugged, almost inaudible, "no", and the dude just fucking explodes

[GallerySpecter]

What I love is that if you run into them after becoming Guildmaster, you can tell them off and make them give you a cut of their take. It's hilarious every time.

[TheAnhedonicOne]

"You're mugging me? With that stance?"

[TheJemShuffle]

Same logic in all games:

"Piss off scavver"
*Is wearing armour carved from the remains of Gods and wields a sword made of the sins of humanity*

[LotteLattes]

Dragonborn sittin there like: i can literally speak you out of existence

[carloscastillotorres]

Me As Morrowind Player Level 20: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? (John Cena)

[nogdsnomasters]

You start to feel bad for them!
Like, "Oh you poor soul."
*Unsheathes massive mace made of some of Skyrim's rarest metals*
"If only you knew."

[gabet]

"By the order of the Jarl, stop right there!"
me, who killed alduin, ended lord harkon, and stomped miraak: "I like your funny words, magic man."

[FoxGamer]

I love that the game allows you to say, “I don’t have time for this.”

[jimbroaudio]

"Sir... I just killed an ancient dragon with my bare hands... AND IT'S BODY IS RIGHT THERE! YOU CAN SEE IT FROM HERE!"