Top 20 Greatest Movie Comeback Lines Ever

These comeback lines will blow you away! For this list, we’ll be looking at the best rebuttals delivered by characters in films. Our countdown includes "The Avengers", “The Princess Bride”, "Superbad", “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl”, “Good Will Hunting”, and more! What movie comeback line do you love? Let us know in the comments!

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[WatchMojo]

What movie comeback line do you love? Let us know in the comments!

[Dilligff]

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

[vslazer]

I came here looking for “I missed the part where that’s my problem” from the original Spider-Man. Needless to say I was disappointed.

[JacksonLane]

Monty Python and The Holy Grail is a film that you can easily do a top 10 funniest lines in cinema history. It's so hilarious and should be cherished in Hollywood forever if it isn't already, and everyone should experience it at least once in their life

[GabrielusPrime]

The Monty Python one was actually really clever historically... For those who don't know, they used to make an alcoholic drink out of elderberries in Britain, so when you combine that knowledge with the fact that hamsters are fast-breeding rodents, the insult becomes, you're dad's a drunk, and you're mom's a... Let's go with "woman of questionable virtue", to keep things refined...

[MCHART]

Happy Gilmore

Shooter:”I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast”
Happy: “you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”

[moddy]

My favourite:
Legolas takes down Giant Mumakil with swag.

Gimli: "That still only counts as one!"

[TalentCaldwell]

👻 That #9 GHOSTBUSTERS line works because of what Dan Ackroyd says before it, which you should have included. The guy rants, Ray gives a defense while calling him “d*ckless”, the Mayor asks Peter if it’s true, and then…

[heathern]

"But John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean brakes down the pirates don't eat the tourists!"

Surprised you missed this one!

[lp-xlld]

From SOME LIKE IT HOT:
"I'm not even a woman!"
"Nobody's perfect!"

[ashh]

I was gonna say "what, nothing from Full Metal Jacket?" But let's face it, the first half of the movie is nothing but good comebacks. Lol

[valetboy]

"Who's scruffy looking?" is the best Star Wars comeback of the series

[mr.decencykeepinitreal]

“They call me Mr. Tibbs.”

Mr. Sidney Poitier will always be remembered forever.

[SadwichPunch]

"Now go away, or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time!"

[justapeacefulmanwhosbornin]

MCU Tony Stark:
“Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.”

One of my top 5 favorite lines from 2012’s ‘The Avengers.’

[elizabethgoudge]

You missed one of the best! Han Solo's response "I know" to Princess Leia's "I love you" In Stars Wars Empire Strikes Back.

[BigFella]

I quote “Your mother was a hamster” almost all the time when I’m hanging out with my cousin

[lfgubrs]

Thanos: I am inevitable

Tony Stark: And I am Iron Man

[TheKey]

I dunno why, but when I saw Pirates come up, I was expecting it to be "Sticks and Stones, love". He had a ton in the series anyway so could be plenty of others lol.

[amyswartley]

I love the line from "The Sandlot" . "Your killing me Smalls!"