A Crimeless Playthrough of GTA Online

In this video I attempt a stupid challenge where I must live a completely legal life in GTA Online.

Here's some more information about this challenge:

The rules are pretty simple, I'm not allowed to commit any crimes at all and I'm not allowed to use any of the free stuff that Rockstar gift to you. I will often refer to California's laws to decide if something I have done is illegal, and not necessarily the 'in-game laws', as they can be janky at the best of times.

The account that this attempted on was my main PC account but on a second character. Don't worry, I've drained all of the funds from my main character before attempting this challenge, so I will start off with absolutely nothing.

Inspiration:

Time Stamps:
Intro 0:00
Chapter 1 - The Start? 1:26
Chapter 2 - The Start 5:10
Chapter 3 - Unsustainable Capital 7:27
Chapter 4 - Unjustified Justice 9:48
Chapter 5 - The Grind 16:35
Outro 18:59

Thanks for watching :D

[eronic]

Nigel, once a normal man surviving in a crime ridden city completely broke, now millionaire race car driver, sky diver, and toy collector. What a beautiful come-up story...

[vasilijemx]

I love how he walks everywhere like running is illegal in california.

[imbaso]

this once again shows how frustrating real life can be, and the answer to that frustration is to become a formula 1 racer

[JJceo]

Here are the ones I counted.
Fines and jail time are listed below.

- 2:50 blocking an intersection
- 2:50 participating in a street race
- 2:50 driving slowly in the left lane
- 3:07 (you didn’t count it) but reckless driving
- 3:33 jumping from a moving vehicle (not wearing a seatbelt)
- 4:14 Starting a gun right
- 5:16 unsafe carrying of a firearm
- 6:26 theft of a collectable action figure
- 7:53 did not make radio calls in a controlled airspace
- 8:02 circumventing airport security
- 9:06 stealing from a historical site
- intent to commit manslaughter
- 9:48 bounty hunting without a license
- 10:10 disturbing the peace
- 10:27 intentionally wasting police resources
- 10:40 failure to indicate a lane change
- 10:42 taking a vehicle that can not safely match the speed of the traffic around it on the highway
- 10:55 bounty hunting without a licence
- 1056 stalking with malicious intent
- 10:57 trespassing
- 11:00 not taking reasonable action to defend yourself from an attack
- 11:03 wasting police resources
- 11:32 bounty hunting without a license
- 11:32 stalking
- 11:33 trespassing
- 11:33 disturbing the peace
- 11:33 criminal mischief
- 11:39 intentional aggravation
- 11:53 attempted suicide
- 11:53 attempted manslaughter
- 11:53 intent to commit manslaughter
- 12:35 suicide
- 12:58 bounty hunting without a license
- 12:58 intent to cause bodily harm
- 13:00 attempted manslaughter
- 13:39 murder of the first degree
- 13:44 hitman for hire
- 14:01 failure to comply with law enforcement
- 14:13 attempted murder
- 14:36 attempted murder
- 14:46 hitman for hire
- 14:52 murder of the first degree
- 15:14 attempted murder
- 15:33 murder
- 15:40 hitman for hire
- 15:47 murder
- 15:51 hitman for hire
- 15:57 murder
- 16:05 trespassing
- 16:28 carrying a hidden weapon
- 18:48 failure to file owed taxes


Fines:

1. Blocking an intersection: $238
2. Participating in a street race: $1000
3. Driving slowly in the left lane: $238
4. Reckless driving: $1000
5. Jumping from a moving vehicle: $1000
6. Starting a gunfight (Attempted murder): $10, 000
7. Unsafe carrying of a firearm: $1000
8. Theft of a collectable action figure (Grand theft): $1000
9. Not making radio calls in a controlled airspace: $32, 666
10. Circumventing airport security: $13, 669
11. Stealing from a historical site (Grand theft): $1000
12. Intent to commit manslaughter: $10, 000
13. Disturbing the peace: $400
14. Intentionally wasting police resources: $1000
15. Failure to indicate a lane change: $238
16. Stalking with malicious intent: $1000
17. Trespassing: $1000
18. Wasting police resources: $1000
19. Criminal mischief: This is variable depending on the severity of the offense.
20. Carrying a hidden weapon: $10, 000
21. Failure to file owed taxes: $25, 000

Total Fines = $111, 449 (excluding criminal mischief)

Imprisonment:

1. Participating in a street race: 90 days
2. Reckless driving: 90 days
3. Jumping from a moving vehicle (Reckless endangerment): 6 months
4. Starting a gunfight (Attempted murder): Life
5. Unsafe carrying of a firearm: 1 year
6. Theft of a collectable action figure (Grand theft): 1 year
7. Circumventing airport security: 1 year
8. Stealing from a historical site (Grand theft): 1 year
9. Intent to commit manslaughter: Life
10. Disturbing the peace: 90 days
11. Intentionally wasting police resources: 1 year
12. Stalking with malicious intent: 1 year
13. Trespassing: 6 months
14. Wasting police resources: 1 year
15. Carrying a hidden weapon: 3 years
16. Murder of the first degree: Life
17. Solicitation of murder (Hitman for hire): Life
18. Attempted murder: Life

Total imprisonment = ~9 years in definite terms + 6 life sentences

[Lotimis]

what a beautiful story about an innocent man named nigel trying to make ends meet in the corrupt and crime-ridden city of Los Santos. so inspiring that he becomes a racecar driver and surpasses all expectations.

[autumn-vlez]

this sounds like a great character: nigel, the bounty hunter who's bounties all die accidentally and thus is not legally responsible for their deaths, all because of his strong moral convictions. hysterical.

[pegasusrichards]

In 9 minutes Nigel went from a “strong moral compass” to “morally questionable, yet still completely clean”

[accountclosed]

He took this challenge so literal. He forgot his right to use self defense.

[killianmiles]

When the security gaurd attacked you and gave you a wanted level it was obviously police misconduct and not a crime that was commited. So this challenge is definitely valid.

[matthewsawczyn]

"It was a truly unfortunate and unpreventable accident, which I just so happened to benefit from."
-Every mafia hitman

[-thanawat-]

Nigel, the man who became a millionaire by doing morally questionable acts yet perfectly legal

[jonathanpetersen]

When he said ''I was thinking, is this vehicle insured in my name and is it road legal? I decided to walk'' I was dead on the floor

[Jonesin-]

Chapter 4 in a nutshell

"As we all know, I don't kill people, I just happened to be around people when the die in unfortunate circumstances"
- DarkViperAU "The Pacifist"

[jackwang]

Anything can be considered “crime-less” if your lawyer is good enough

[maskedrecruit]

So pretty much, what I'm getting here is that Nigel just became a professional F1 racer after going through multiple midlife crisis? Honestly sounds pretty realistic.

[OGuiBlindao]

I love how he just acrolled past the free garage and straight to the 25k one

[beleva]

"Then I could walk away with my morally questionable, but completely clean money"
Every lawyer ever

[joseblanco]

The fact that he lost his first race and then became a first class racer is truly amazing

[thewolf]

Legend has it that Nigel still roams the California streets, making square deals and racing with integrity.

[waynepayne]

9:36 is the exact moment Nigel goes from being a good man to a psychopath.