Satan Devastated After Kamala Loses Election

Satan gives a downcast press conference after his candidate, Kamala Harris, loses the 2024 presidential race, and teases what his plans are for next season.

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[suspiciousminds]

Finally, an honest democrat spokesman.

[juanpablosaenz]

When the Devil is the most honest guy in the room.

[somiariopusunju]

Only Satan would do something as messed up as drinking beer with a straw. Truly demonic.

[ceoanw]

Funniest line "Hitler hates it when we compare him to Trump". BB doesn't miss.

[marcelofeijao]

Calling Bud Light the nectar of the demons is an understatement!

[dannyzwolf]

How bad did it hurt to have to buy bud light for this skit? Thank you for your sacrifice.

[jannerwingfeather]

Plans to reduce leg room on planes!? Truly diabolical…

[herosupport]

Satan coming out drinking a bud light with a straw lol.

[AChaoticNeutralSunBro]

Satan sipping Bud Light through a straw is the greatest metaphor for the Modern Democrat Party of all time.

Bravo, team 👏

[jasonrodgers]

Satan torturing dead Hitler by comparing him to Trump had me DYING with laughter!!! !!!

[jakeoutdoors]

That Bud Light placement is hilarious!

[brandoncargill]

I can’t believe he overlooked his main spokesperson and helper…Oprah!

[gnatpiz]

I'm a 73 year old disabled war vet, and this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, and PERFECTLY illustrates one of the foundations of COMEDY. It is ROOTED in TRUTH.

BRAVO ZULU (that's navy slang, look it up). The only thing I like more at 73, is being passive agressive. I can't wait until some woke zombie tells me I'm being "micro agressive", because they will get an instant lesson in macro agression.

[RodneyRobbins-xhdm]

Were coming for your children... Seriously... Were coming for your children... LOL... So spot on!

[M-]

At least Satan still has his boy Trudeau in power...for now. 😆

[Cryptic-cyxr]

Comedy is best when its grounded in reality!
This is gold!

[paleofemme]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate this amazing performance? He can sing, do a German accent, deep growly voice. It’s awesome!

[sblikesfluffygirls]

Satan is not pleased that God won. God always wins.

[phatcowboy]

The Harris-Walz hoodie was a nice touch.

[karencahill]

Yep, 👿 Satan, we dodged that bullet- Thank you God🙏🏼