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[andykang]

I loved every moment of hearing Robin laugh when he read Kachow. Really brightened my day. Thank you team EmKay, Robin, and all of it's amazing narrators. Love you all!

[errol]

as an australian I can confirm being really quiet and making direct eye contact is the way to prevent the huntsman sitting on the wall right by the dunny is the best course of action. redbacks on the other hand are more disturbed by movement, which is why I keep a hammer next to me at any time I perceive a risk of redbacks. there's a chronic hospital crisis where I live and I'm not waiting six hours with a painful poisoned bite and we have more hammers than we know what to do with, so...

[Chillipowww]

8:29
I can’t remember the context, but Odin asked Loki to distract a giant so they could do something that I can’t quite remember. So, Loki turned into a horse and seduced the Giants stallion. In return, this got Loki pregnant making her give birth to Odin’s future steed. His 8-legged, horse nephew.
There are many, MANY, stories of Zeus Graping many human women, and then they either get powers or die straight away. Hell, his marriage with Hera is because he pretended to be an injured swan so he could Grape her after rejecting all his advances. He got her pregnant and because she’s the goddess of marriage/family she only ever wanted to lay with her husband.
Zeus told Hades (in most of the editions of this story) to kidnap Persephone, his daughter, because Hades asked what he should do about his huge crush.
_Norse, Greek and many more mythologies have a type_

[Bacteriophagebs]

3:12 According to George R.R. Martin, _A Song of Ice and Fire_ (aka _Game of Thrones_ ) was mostly conceived because his dime-store turtles kept dying, so he made up stories about why each of them died, continually buying more turtles to replace the dead ones. The stories were medieval-fantasy themed because their terrarium had a little castle in it.

[exemptrook]

2:46 I couldn't describe it any better then what they said, as well as the fact if you are to loud the drop bears will come after you

[graemehambly]

2:54

Australian here. While its mostly in the rural areas aka the Outback, spiders and snakes in and around the toilet is no joke. In the summer, Redbacks (Aussie cousin of Black Widows) like to hide under the seat as well as inside the cardboard tube of the roll. Snakes on the other hand coil up behind the gap between the toilet and the wall- and Browns are really aggressive.Long story short- if you’re taking a pit stop at a countryside petrol/gas station, always check before you sit down

[ElPong]

made me lost a few brain cells when robin said "spam glass". it's made out of spam but it's glass and not glass at the same time

[Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

“If you eat a child for dinner, would it be a ‘Kid Cuisine’?”

Me, 2022-

[randaranatunga]

1:36

I don’t know, but I feel like Jacksfilms would really like the answer to be “We’re not gonna tell mom”

[monsterunderyourbed]

3:19
So I was watching this with my friend and he legit just said (in the calmest way possible):
"Two for one. Imma join them"
And I don’t know why but it was the funniest thing he has said to me today.💀💀
Thank you have a nice day.

[unnoticedd]

2:40 as an Australian, i can confirm we cant wake up the ‘creatures’

[MarcelKędziora-wr]

3:55 gamma ray bursts is the quickest way to my heart

[Asertix]

Ah, r/cursedcomments. My absolutely favorite of emkay videos. Today is going to be a good Saturday.

[TMScientist]

4:00 Not if you aim between the third and fourth rib on a person's left side of the body. I have to thank Riddle Story Of Devil for that piece of info and a bit of my own research too.

[feuerling]

8:50 Loki was responsible for Baldr's death. Like, he went out of his way to make sure Baldr died, and afterwards refused to let him return to life.

[bane]

0:38
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[Zenithsh]

This sub is the best place for dark jokes

[hackertime]

I just wanted to say, about 4 years ago I had 2 stick bugs a year later they turned into over 1000+ we had to get rid of them so left them for about a month. In that month we noticed that the numbers had been rapidly decreasing soon they turned into war bugs. And ate each other. Also a fun fact, stickbug eggs can be frozen in a freezer and still hatch. 3:03 is what made me remember the bloodshed.

[kay_beanz]

1:01 I'm getting flashbacks to Lexi cursing at this photo

[Aaaashen]

0:05
Ichigo really gotta flex by using zangetsu to play a violen huh