r/Cursedcomments | eating the gas station sushi.

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[popcatbread]

There should be laws against the gas station sushi.

[kurotsuchiiwa]

7:46 According to Notch, Alex is simply a person without sex. The skin, red hair with a braid and thinner arms, is modeled on Minecraft developer Jeb. so alex is based on a man and modeled specifically to look like him.

[Just_a_commenter]

Mmmm, cursed comments... Always a delight. Also happy to hear more of Robin! He's sounding pretty normal now, as if the sickness is finally leaving him alone!

[ZFairVII]

Robin delved into r/CursedComments, his mind entwined, words of darkness and humor, a twisted kind, with each line he read, a chill down his spine. That subreddit is bizarre and sublime.

[JadianRadiator]

3:29
For Deadpool, not necessarily.
If Wade Wilson had gotten circumcised before becoming Deadpool, it's likely the cut off bits of foreskin would not grow back.
But he would also likely have to wait for the site to heal to avoid the risk of it growing back anyway.

[yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

The thing with the telekinesis one is that the addition of telekinesis instead of just “power to make people fart” makes me think the power involves them actively making the target fart. They cause muscle contractions and whatever

[pageturner]

2:55 The pizza looks more like cardboard than the box it came in

[fluffyraichu]

5:20 I hate this kind of parenting. Strict rules aren't going to make your children obedient. It's going to force them to adapt and work around what you did and cause a lot of risky behaviors. You also can't shelter them from everything. Overly-sheltering a kid is going to fuck them over in the long run and basically set them up for failure as they won't have the right tools to deal with shit later on.

Once you see what your parenting leads them to, don't blame them. You did this. This is your fault.

[SwampVVitch]

4:42 Can people stop involving the general public in their weird pregnancy fetish play? It's friggin gross.

Also, Deadpool got his abilities as an adult, and mutant abilities don't usually appear until puberty, so Deadpool and Wolverine may very well be circumcised.

[Bannertbird]

Note, Steve can at max hold roughly 2.76×10^12 kilograms with commands, unless you use commands to fill shulker boxes with other shulker boxes

[harleystephens]

Alex would be the ultimate muscle mommy

[FitzyCify]

"Simbaaa"

Well, if you must kill the mood, comedy is definitely the lesser evil.

[justkittensbeingkittens]

5:23 my brother has a friend who’s mom is literally exactly like that. Poor kid’s grades were falling bc she kicks him off the internet before his hw is finished leading to her being more and more and more strict. He’s finally on some meds for depression and adhd now at least…

[DerpDerp]

Fun fact: both Steve and Alex are intended to be genderless and likely hermaphrodites like the other mobs in Minecraft. Steve was created to be the most ambiguous looking human and Alex was based off Jeb.

[adamb]

I never really thought about it but I always assumed strippers just spun around the poles using carefully applied friction, just like how you can slide down a firepole.

[michealmalloy]

Finally, my hunger for cursed things is satiated!

[bumblebeeyellowdragon]

I love how afraid some people are to make women very muscular and strong. If you don't like your women strong maybe you're the problem.

[matthewboire]

2:39 fursuit heads are hard to see out of, there is no way he can do that legally

[neppster]

that sushi hittin different on a thursday evening

[-.-K._.]

07:44 "if we made my alex more shreded my pc would be to wet to work" so that was said by my friend and now i want to cut of my ears