SCP-000-J - Official SCP Sales Catalogue

SCP 000 J is a Safe Class anomaly also known as Official SCP Sales Catalogue.

SCP-000-J is a full-color, 200-page catalogue printed on gloss paper. Front page reads “THE OFFICIAL SCP SALES CATALOGUE” in large red letters on the front, with a yellow star reading “Hundreds of bargains!” in the lower right-hand corner. In the center of the magazine is a picture of Dr. Jack Bright, smiling and holding what appears to be SCP-066 in his hand. When questioned, Dr. Bright insisted that he had never had such a picture taken.
Besides artifacts, SCP000J also includes a list of SCP-related merchandise, including t-shirts, books, DVDs, and even video games and action figures, all of which are based off of known SCP artifacts, phenomena, creatures, and personnel.

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[justinmacdonald]

I genuinely expected this to end with the researcher flipping to a page with 096 on it and promptly being torn to shreds.

[pugguy]

My new rule: I see Dr. Bright, I click Dr. Bright.

[wafu]

As a lot of people might not know, -J in SCP stands for joke, and is not considered canon in the universe.

[electrobob]

Fun Fact:
This SCP also gives people access to SCPs that don't exist in the current timeline.
Like the original SCP-340.
AKA.. Insanity Candy.

[Justanotherpersonontheinternet]

Dr Bright is NOT allowed to sell any anomalies.
Again.

[ThrillSeeker]

I loved how SCP-500 had a ludicrous price tag but read "OUT OF STOCK"

[pepitoelpachuco]

Can’t imagine Scp-682 reaction if sees one of the guards wearing a “I survived scp-682’s wrath shirt”

[tigmonx]

You know how much of a problem there would be if as they're flipping through the pages through the different SCPs for sale they briefly flip past 096?

Price: Free!
Delivery: IMMEDIATE.

[neopolitan]

I love how it makes the most blood thirsty, vicious SCPs sound alright, but when they get to Hitler it's just like:

"Yeah, just use him as a punching bag"

[zeliardforty-two]

Wonder if this catalog is from the universe where the SCP foundation is capitalist? The fact you can still order from the book is disturbing … actually, can I borrow the book? Don’t worry it’s for research! Totally not going to make a few orders 👀

[nikolasgoldsmith]

I think they’re just trying to get us to put our homework down and watch more scp videos
Good job, it worked

[redacteddata]

I... the amount of breaches occuring both physically with SCP-000-J and memetically through this video...
...Lifted Veil scenarios aren't as big of a threat as we anticipated; apparently.

[Nightfire]

Makes me think of that parallel universe mentioned in "Hole to Another Place, " where there is an SCP Corporation, where they sell access to anomalies in a Marshall, Carter, and Dark esque fashion.

[MrMementoMori]

So an anomalous catalog that sells SCP’s and Dr. Bright is involved? Interesting.

[antoinlirious]

Anything and nothing can be an SCP at the same time it’s crazy Like literally the sun itself can be an SCP if it gets closer

Very dangerous

[VictoriaTorres_]

Simply this scp is fantastic hahaha! I can't imagine someone ordering like "hello I would like to order a 500 scp because I have a headache and a 682 to play with the children" it's just epic, I think if I could order some of there would be the calendar...

[hornet]

"Books are evil, they are to be avoided at all costs."

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[laraschroeder]

I love how SCP 447 still has a huge DONT USE ON DEAD BODIES sign despite this peppy, no knowledge of consequences magazine being what it is.
Really shows just how horrible that anomaly is.

[miguelrocha]

If this channel actually made the merch at the end of this video, I'd buy it.

[lemmymaster]

We didn't have joke scp's on this channel before. Great way to introduce it