Why You Don't Kidnap ASIANS - Your Skit Ideas

Most Fun I've had in months, tell me if you'd like to see me make more of your skit ideas!

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[yymmas]

another geeking out skit but instead its a hired assasin, the target, and the boss.

the assasin has successfully kidnapped the target and the boss orders him to kill the target through call/walkie-talkie. the assasin says smth like "any last words" to the target. then the target compliments the assasin on smth and they end up geeking out. then the boss is just on the other end of the call confused af 😂

[nexas]

How about a skit where Steven finds a time machine and goes back in time to see how his dad ACTUALLY got to school when he was his age?

[Capcom_]

Steven's dad teaching financial sense to the guy who kidnapped his son is phawkeen hilarious. Even when their son is in danger, Asian parents will look for discount.

[ankitroys]

Imagine Steven's father starts roasting Steven as usual but father's father comes in the room and starts roasting him. 😂

[Nefariously_ignorant]

Commenter - "why asians don't get kidnapped"

China - *visibly nervous and dripping with sweat*

[yuiop]

This is literal gold. You get an excuse to make weird af skits, it makes the community happy, and it's less work. Win/win!

[ItzDarkTrax]

"Steven got as much talent as a celery" got me laughing on the floor 🤣

[MissHorton]

I loved how after he realized he could put subtitles, he only got a few actual words before the subtitles said things like “wind noises” lol That was great. Excellent work again Steven!

[tayyoung]

"Cyber Monday coming up you have do do some sales. Its good for business." Love it

[Phntom_X]

Respect for Steven, a man who got rejected so many times for being himself, constantly being told he wouldn't be able to do it, but he has the last laugh 💚

[Person]

2:17
Anyone who can play the theme song to Howl's Moving Castle so well has my respect

[JimmyCrackorn]

3:54, OMG! Yes! Hollywood has been flooded with terrible audio engineers filling films with bad mixes for a decade! I'm glad someone submitted that one. Bad mixes drive me up a wall! You have to max the volume just to hear the crushed vocals, then something unpredictable happens, the music and sound effects are boosted, and they blow your freaking speakers and get your lease terminated for noise violations lol

[PokhrajRoy.]

Asian Dads dealing with Ransom is comedy gold. In my case, my dad might say to the police: “He’ll manage on his own but make sure you reach on time.”

[whynot]

Movie suggestion: How main characters can talk SO much and the bad guys just politely wait for them to finish

[phil]

"Can I have a discount, you have a slightly below average product." that statement just wrecked me right from the start. lol.

[silentwater]

I really liked the skits. Especially the past one, where the subtitles was translating the noises instead of what the actors were saying 😂😂

[AdmiralWinfrey]

I love that Steven's father sold Steven back to himself, and also that Steven knew exactly how much to charge on the kidnapper's bank card

[MevinSankaranMusic]

society:- failure is not an option.
steven he:- you can always be a professional failure. 👌👌

[evanmunden]

'Asian parent reads bedtime stories'
we have some really weird stories, and having steven's dad edit them to asian version would be great

[blakena]

Okay, caught me by surprise at 2:23. That was absolutely wonderful, I love The Merry Go Round of Life.