Ten Times Survivor Players Lied About Their Careers

Chess grandmasters, landscapers, and lill Hantzes...

Music: Silent Partner - New Tires
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[thegoose]

I love how you included Crystal losing a game of Rock Paper Scissors in the montage of her failing at challenges

[harrdeeharr]

Kindergarten Teacher: "What job do you want when you grow up?"
Me: "Russell Hantz' nephew."

[TransparentEclipse]

The crystal failing challenges montage is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

[itwasagoal]

You never seen it on the edit but Kass hid the fact she was a lawyer and told everyone she was an animal handler at a farm, hence why Tony made that llama comment. She also stayed away from the puzzle roles at pre-merge challenges even though she was good at puzzles to not be a potential threat

[victoriaprendergast]

Meanwhile we have Debbie and all 500 of her careers lol

[ethanvsetula]

Love how quickly Gary Hawkins has become the #1 YouTube Survivor meme.

[harrdeeharr]

I lost it at the Crystal montage, especially her losing rock-paper-scissors.

[BrettMKW]

Danni was definitely cast just to identify Gary. Gary was a very forgettable QB who hadn't played in 15 years, and had mediocre stats. I'd bet even a lot of football fans wouldn't have recognized Gary. I also find it hard to believe someone else on the cast had a poster of Gary Hogeboom as a sheer coincidence.

[AliLayna]

Gary was my neighbor when I was a kid! He's just as cool and nice in person! He's definitely underrated, I wish he could have gone further!!

[aaronbentley]

Imagine if Crystal revealed her past to her allies later in the game...and nobody believed her haha

[charlieradant]

Gary the dart throwing landscaper is very underrated as a character

[seanberrodin]

I don't know why but Tony's ladder followed by the grandmaster himself made me laugh so hard. I completely forgot about Marty's iconic lie and I'm so glad you reminded me!

[kiewea]

Dawson's trolling of Jeff is fucking a++ stuff

[sportsball]

Australian Survivor deserves an honorable nod for Henry lying that he’s a yoga instructor when really a laborer

[Phaedra]

I liked that you mentionned that Tony saying he worked in construction makes his ladder in WaW even funnier. "I designed it!"

[worthplayingfor]

4:00 dawson rly could've used that to cultivate a relationship with jeff but she just used it to piss him off lol

[blakeboettcher]

"You know what's so funny, I've made over $60, 000, 000 playing baseball, but I wanted this frickin million so bad. And it's not even a million dollars! It's 600, 000 after Obama takes it!"

[gadjman]

God, I love Gary so much. Such a calm guy who was so fun to watch alongside people like Jamie, Rafe, Stephanie, and Judd, who were really hyper.

[freddytang]

One of my favourite is Zen Hen from Australian survivor, who told everyone he’s a yoga teacher. A girl said “he’s not doing yoga, that’s just stretching”. She asked him where he did his yoga teacher training, he said “oh Umm online courses, you don’t need certifications to become a yoga teacher”

[chwaftka]

Gary Hogeboom actually was a landscaper at the time, they just used NFL Player in his lower third because, of course they will.