Saving Private Ryan

[Rizalino-kvix]

Bro is trying his hardest not to be his hardest💀💀💀

[WanderingExistence]

"I'm a deeply closeted gay man" - Norm MacDonald

[MovingPumpkinPatch]

Dad: don't lie to me. Are you gay? 😡
Him: No!
Dad: Nah, you're definitely gay

[pilotscape]

Ryan just cornered himself into the deepest darkest and most sexually frustrating friend zone ever known to mankind.

[Fhjtjjgcc]

With gay power comes gay responsibility

[MattLandiza]

"saving Ryan's private" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[aidanfalsone]

Finally getting the flashback of the beginning of his journey

[explosivegreen]

"99% of gamblers quit before hitting the jackpot"

[bananaslamma]

"It's nice to have a guy who doesn't just see us as a piece of meat"

Ryan, a cannibal: Yyyyeeeahhh...

[GTTB-]

Every fangirls ever everytime they see 2 bros simply being bros.

[elijahmauldin]

The origin of a hero that's sacrificing everything to know the secrets of the women

[DanielJones-rh]

20 years later: Ryan is married with 5 children.
Those girls: "he's still gay".

[zrk]

"Why are you wearing those"
....
"My eye's are sensitive"

[OYME]

Saving Private Ryan ❎

Saving Ryan's Privates ☑️

[jscan]

"It's nice to have a guy who doesn't just see us as a piece of meat"

"Now show us YOUR meat, Ryan."

[samamander_]

If bro gets bricked in front of them it’s over 💀

[michaeld_aus_b]

better title: "Saving Ryan's Privates"

[christophersautter]

I have no clue why but I've watched this numerous times over the past few months and it cracks me up every single time. 😂

[professional.commentator]

This short just gave me early 2010s YouTube flashbacks. 😅

[AfroMan]

Dude drilled farther into the friendzone than any man has gone.