Conspiracy Theories #shorts

[zilgquh]

Last one is so true. I am afraid to try the mirror one, also don't most of those demon mirror ritual require you to look into the mirror for prolonged period of time in bad lighting, explains a lot of things

[mr.o]

“When you die in a drea-“
My brain: *we don’t do that here*

[owyemen]

Imagine preventing a disaster when there's 1 second left in the clock would be clutch of the century

[savedge_cloud]

“I cant process death”

Then how does it process falling from a sky scraper?

[BruhMan]

The amount of times I’ve died in my dreams is honestly impressive and now I know what it feels like to respawn from a checkpoint

[memerwan]

I love how this guy just reads stupid stuff, agrees, doesn’t question it then moves on and repeats

[MyOpped]

As someone who stares at themselves quite often you just get used to how you look. The first few times you notice things you didn’t before, but after doing it for awhile you just accept it as your reflection and nothing else.

[Whitning]

The death one is true. When I was little and realized I was dreaming, I would just jump into water and spawn a shark to eat me so I can wake up.

[jadeplayswithanimations]

Brain: *"Hey wake up i don't know what comes after death"*

Me: *"Just shut the f*ck up and dream of something else"*

Brain: *"Oh, ok ok"*
*Dreams of turtles*

Me: *"That's better"*

[sanstheanimator]

Brain: "you fall off a building and you die"

Also brain: "wait, what does die mean?"

[tian]

"here are some conspiravy theories"
"Studies show cats understand human commands but dont follow them"
"facts"

[anhemakumar]

Him: "people who stay up late are more phycopathic than others"

Me, who sometimes stays up till 4 am when I tried to sleep at 12 am: *"lol"*

[AmandaTrips]

My cat actually follows most of the commands I tell him! *He’s really smart but very stubborn.*

[saku]

"People who stay up late are more psychopath than the those who don't"

My broken sleep schedule:You dont know me!

[R]

Idk why I'm addicted to this man reading random things to me .You should be a teacher or something. I feel like Students would love your lectures

[-BLL-]

One time i got murdered by a psychopath with a katana and I was in heaven.

[dark_angel]

My cat can sit, stay, and is learning shake hands. she just wants the treats

[KayKay]

"People who stay up later are physopaths"
Me, watching YouTube shorts a 3A.M: *Well damn*

[agustinbelen]

The amount of times I've died in my dreams is seriously getting annoying and creepy but kinda funny how your brain just wakes you up in the middle of the night just to say "Hey kid wake up, what's next after death?

[tophatclan]

The first one would make more sense than my existence.💀