Horrible 2 Sentence Horror Stories

So, I found this Twitter profile and said hey, this looks cool. I hope you enjoy these very interesting 2 sentence horror stories (mostly from Reddit), that are sometimes serious and sometimes aren’t.

This is kind of a horror commentary/meme type video as well, I tried to do some half decent editing inspired by Sr Pelo’s “STOCKTALES” video. It’s also kinda a Christmas special since there are so many Christmas themed horror stories in here.

#creepy #disturbing #horrorstories

[naranciagaming]

One of the best of these I've seen was one that went something like "I took a big solid dump today. I've had dihareea for 3 years."

[elsdon]

"Honey, I'm home!"

The chicken was still in the freezer

[krustygaming]

A list of thing that make the creature a good friend
1. Can cook
2. Has a phd in physiology
3. Can produce milk
4. Can produce ketchup
5. Can produce eggnog
6. Is emotional and empathetic

[el-ijzj]

“This isn’t that hard, ” I said to myself.

“That’s what she said, ” the creature whispered…

[SebastianDreams]

I keep laughing from these stories non stop.

Then I realized that the laughing was from the creature in the basement

[kingtesttube]

With how much they’re using the creature, that gives a new meaning to “milking” it

[shaynem]

One of my favorite bad 2 sentence horror stories went something like, "My friend was complaining that the car seat was uncomfortable. Little did he know, he was sitting on a dead baby." ☠️

[cymtastique]

The creature finally freed itself from the basement.

Just outside my room, it growled, "Now, it's your turn..."

[Lechgang]

Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony.

But everything changed when the creature in my basement attacked.

[assboi]

My Uncle wasn't a well educated man

little did he know

[noahgreenstein-sheppard]

I was drinking milk from my creature in the basement.

Little did I know, the milk came from a DIFFERENT CREATURE IN THE BASEMENT

[blobbertmcblob]

"When they arrived, we rejoiced, when they left, there was silence" is actually a REALLY good vague base for what *could* be a decent story.

[Salactrien]

All these "The creature" posts have me crying laughing, my eyes are all dry.
Thankfully, I can just milk more tears from the creature.

[megadeathtron]

I was laughing at "the creature in the basement."

Then I realized, I am a creature in a basement.

[Nen_niN]

4:30
"The Elephant Foot" is a hodge-podge of melted and solidified, highly radioactive materials from the Chernobyl incident.

[THE_SNATCHER]

2 that made me giggle:

"I stare at the monitor, quickly alerting me of the almost empty power supply...

Frrud y"

And

"Dad, it's time for you to open up your Christmas presents, " I said jokingly.

My smile turned into horror as his urn levitated and flew towards the tree."

[akaidotwebp]

My wife exclaimed "Who took a shit this big?!"

For the shit was not mine, it came from the creature in the basement

[demetriuskafkoulas]

I still think the all time best two-sentence horror is:

"Ah finally I'm all alone, " I said to myself as I sat in my bedroom at midnight.

"No your not." said Knife Guy.

[SniperOnSunday]

I thought I broke a sweat from laughing so hard.
However, it was just the creature standing over me.

[fathernevercamehomewiththe]

I'm not very good at these horror sentences but here's mine















"Carpeted Kitchen"