Worst DAD JOKES of all time 💀😂 sound via @thelloydandmattshow

Battle Royale Jokes

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[Turtleeverblox]

“Why did he killer her?”

“To kill her” 😂

[Gamelife]

Either you check or you fold, no bluffing in a relationship. 😂

[MightyJoeGotSomeSnow]

My wife walked up to me and said "u need to be more mature!"
So i said "GET OUT OF MY FORT!"

[idkonaname]

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine

[CreepySaiyanGaming]

“My wife said I have no sense of direction. So I got mad and right.”

[Twitch]

Yeah, and my wife keeps reminding me that I'm deaf. I always reply "what'd you say? My eyes don't work that well anymore". Hahahaha

[Chukagod]

As Mexican I can confirm it was tequila

[Ph_volt]

The first Mexican joke should've been :
" Why did the Mexican poison his wife ?"

[yessirskiiii_]

what would an asian baby be named if it was born too early?

wong-tai-ming💀

[mlevin]

Actually it works really well if it’s “Why did the Mexican hit his wife with his car? Tequila”

[JaxonHumphrey-lwgs]

Why did the Polish man think his wife was going to kill him?







On the table he saw a bottle of "polish remover"

[RedPhantom]

My wife yelled at me for having no sense of direction, so I packed up and right

[amalkapetakova]

Another joke: An apple a day keeps the doctors away. But only if you can aim well.

[mihaicolceriu-nicola]

they seem to be good jokes, rather than the worst lol

[foxenbox]

it should’ve been “why did the mexican drug his wife’s drink?”

[Sea_PlaysYT-ybef]

"my wife says she's leaving because of my obession with poker"

"i think she's bluffing"

[gibhaid]

my wife said i was so obsessed with poker. i gave her the poker face

[Launidad.]

I instantly understood the Mexican joke 😭

[varkxx]

What did the Mexican guy asked me to do when his wife refused to give him tacos:

[killerd]

The Mexican version of to kill a mockingbird is called tequila wife