Atheist Bible Quiz Time!

Come for the quiz. Stay for the context.

[leamael]

I'm a bit disappointed that "prophet excrement" was number 4 and not number 2

[kingdemon]

I ripped a page out of my mother’s bible back in the 90s, it’s 2024 going into 25 & she still doesn’t know, that’s how much she has read the Bible in the intervening years

[maemorri]

So three nuns go to heaven, and St. Peter says "We're pretty full up, so you have to answer a Bible study question to get in. But you ladies were nuns, so I'm sure this will be simple for you."
The first nun steps up, and St Peter asks "Who was the first man?"
And she says "Adam", and so he lets her in.
The second nun steps up, and he asks "Who was the first woman?"
And she says "Eve", and in she goes.
Then the third nun steps forth, and St. Peter asks "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
Now the third nun was pretty well stumped. She didn't remember anywhere in the Bible where that came up, and she says "Boy that's a hard one."





And in she went...

[Stevie_exit]

Seth is just preparing the test for Oklahoma's required Bible classes.

[WWZenaDo]

"The Nephilim" are an example of the stories that ancient Middle Eastern men made up when they found the fossilized bones of Elasmosaurus and other prehistoric aquatic reptiles in the deserts of Israel.

[Roscoepotamus-omgf]

One of those half-breed giants was gamekeeper at Hogwarts!

[kevinramsey]

I hate that I got so many of these right. Your story about Mt. Ararat reminds me of a time when my dad told me that the Ark of the Covenant had been found in Ethiopia and that there was a picture of it in our bible.

It was a rock.

[lagordi]

Great episode. You should do more of these.

[LagerthaLaufeyson]

Oh Seth, you always amuse me! For what it's worth.

Your videos are so therapeutic to me. Idk if that's sad or not 😅😂

Also, it's so crazy to me I got 75%ish of these right. I always thought so many "believers" knew a tone more about the Bible than me. It always astounds me how little they actually study it. Studying the Bible is what made me an athiest, go figure. 😂❤😊

[tabularasa]

And here I thought a group of pigs was called a police station.

[KS-]

Love the format and music! Very entertaining. You’re giving off George Carlin vibes 😅

[marciwilliams]

We had a boy "king" here in USA from 2016 - 2020. His mental maturity was more like 4 years old, than 7.

[Eyesopeningheartrealigning]

So 😂so 😅love❤this!
Thank you! 🤩 I’m glad you did this. Even my 15 year old benefited as part of our home education 😅❤🎉

[rsleightysusan]

Oh, please! Make this a regular thing 😂

[robertjimenez]

These stories are totally believable 🤣🤣🤣

[angeliaparker-savage]

I tried crickets once. Once you get past the idea that it's a bug, they're not bad.
I had a friend who ate deep-fried scorpions. He said they reminded him of popcorn. I'll take his word for it.

I grew up southern baptist, and I swear, they NEVER shut up.

[alnmcintyre]

Ezekiel bread really is a great example of how few people actually know/care what the Bible says.

[ALLrWorthy]

I totally want to buy a copy of Bible stories by Seth…… I’ll read it while I wear my Cat shirt 😂🤣😂

[CHRISHADDON]

oh this was such a great idea Seth. please make more its hilarious

[stevenbrown]

This is an absolute hoot. I was laughing out loud, especially at one of the choices of the demons being cast out into MTG.