I’m Going To Be Honest || How I Met Your Mother #himym

[Foreverylike]

“But their drunker” dude knew whats up 😂

[Foot]

“I don’t see no ring on this finger” had me rolling

[fieryphantom]

After saying too many girls 2 girls went in

[dwyanewade]

Barney again uses number 83 in proof of points)

[stephenneilson]

Ted going out to a club looking like he just woke up off the couch

[NandoGarcia-qh]

Ted is so manipulative, he really was the Bay Harbor Butcher

[dogansarikaya]

I can't believe the bouncer was the bay harbor butcher

[Prazca]

"i dont see no ringggg on dis' fing'uh💅"

[rickyloco]

How are they drunk? There's no dude buying drinks.

[Angel-qg]

Classic case of to many beans, not enough dogs

[kylechermak]

This whole episode was really cool.
The cold opening scene starts with Ted butt dialing Marshall in their apartment.

Barney convinces Ted to go out because it’s St. Patrick’s Day, which is why Barney is wearing a green suit. Over the course of the night, a bunch of crazy stuff happens and Ted does some wild things that he normally wouldn’t do (like kiss a married woman or run up a different guy’s tab).
Meanwhile, Robin helps Marshall and Lily move into their new apartment and they soon find out the floor is crooked.

At the end of the episode (the next morning), Ted is bragging about everything that happened, but Marshall talks some sense into him and plays back a ton of butt dial voicemails He got from Ted over the course of the previous night, and we find out that everything from Ted’s perspective didn’t actually happen the way he says it did because he was really drunk. The narrator then has a line about sometimes sometimes your life gets off-balance and you need your friends to help you get back on course or something like that.

[Enigmaenick]

All these dudes going like "heck yeah" in the comments.. I guess you never watched the show because later in the episode ted is forced to look back at that night and realise how shitty of a person he was being. Unfortunately it seems like a lot of men in this comment section don't have the same level of reflection.

[grapeman]

I just can’t believe the bouncer ended up being the bat harbor butcher

[userwtf]

can't believe barney was the bay harbour butcher

[eddygci]

I can’t believe those girls were the ice truck butchers!

[sergioapolobarrerasuarez]

Now, THIS is a schmosby moment and schbarney too I guess

[tright]

People don’t realize how rapey the “but they’re drunker” line truly is.

[xenospawn]

The guy in green could definitely play the riddler

[slashman]

Its the fact after they step away for a second to talk the bouncer lets two more girls go in 😂😂😂

[adam]

Women get into clubs and parties easy and free. This is totally fair to ditch them this time