Jeremy’s Razors: The Greatest Commercial Ever

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[joshuastrawser]

"Buy my product because unlike my competition, I don't hate you."

That is sadly a great sales pitch in this day and age.

[Patton]

After using this razor, my parents got undivorced and my childhood home unburned down. This razor restored my faith in God and the Lord has used my newly clean shaven face to save Millions of souls across the world. Thank you Jeremy.

[shonen_x_trash]

"I won't say I love you, but I don't mean any specific harm." That was the most honest a razor company has ever been in current history.

[RobGrognerd]

for the first time in my life, I am convinced to buy a product solely on the basis of watching a commercial.

[Not_A_Tourist]

I tried these new Jeremy razors but they only worked on the right side of my face.
Oh and Christ is King!

[marksantory]

My 6 year old son walked in the room while I was watching this and now he does foundation repair and mixes the concrete with his rough manly hands. Thank you daily wire!

[renaissancenovice]

Holy cow, this is how Conservatives win the battle for entertainment, by being more entertaining. Well done.

[geecee]

I THOUGHT I was a manly dude, being a 6' 1" 220-pound triathlete. Shaving with a Jeremy's razor gave me muscles in places I didn't even know existed. Thank you Jeremy.

[slidetek]

1978: For the cleanest, closest shave you'll ever have.
2022: I can't say that I love you, but I don't mean you any specific harm.

[strings]

"I can't say I love you, but I can say I don't mean you any specific harm"
I would be willing to bet money on that is the most objectively honest statement in the last 30 years of American product advertisement.

[angryscot]

The god-king just launched a whole new product line entirely out of spite. Nothing more manly than that.

[Alexis-rkbq]

Finally, someone is bringing back commercials with truthful humor!

[brookestanford]

“And that’s the most homo-erotic moment you’ll ever get from a Jeremy’s razor commercial.” Brilliant. 😂😂

[denisnicholson]

They should have played this over all the superbowl commercials...and the superbowl.

[balengd]

This is truly the greatest commercial. Poor Michael didn't get his high five though

[wesleywhetstone]

I was homeless, destitute, and laying in a ditch on the side of the road with 1% left on my phone. Then I saw this commercial. Someone, it helped me find the courage to drag myself out of the ditch. Since then I’ve married, had two children, had an amazing shave, and become CEO of one of the leading conservative news services, the daily wire. Thanks guys!

[Dydreth]

"Stop giving your money to people who hate you" Been saying that for years. Glad it's finally catching on.

[garrettmorano]

This is the type of "fuck it, I'll do it myself" American mentality that allowed us to cross the Atlantic, conquer the great plains, and put us on the moon. God Speed Jeremy's Razors. 🇺🇸 🦅🎆

[JacketsOnFire]

The fact that he basically said “give me your money.” Makes me love him more. Gotta love the honesty

[sharifrancis]

Michael's cameos in these commercials get me every time 😂