I am Zlatan 🔥 #shorts

[kdlxvenom]

When zlatan smokes the ciggerate gets cancer

[michelleogrady]

When Zlatan fouls a player, the player apologises.

[HaaMadrd]

zlatan once skipped school for 2 days, it’s now called the weekend

[worksofchaplin]

When zlatan goes to court, the judge rises .

[owlgamingff]

When Zlatan looks at the sun the sun gets Vitamin D

[maduikeudoka]

When zlatan crosses the road the cars look both ways before passing

[rudrareddy]

Zlatan calls an ambulance and asks what is their emergency

[drpsycho]

When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon...
Zlatan was already their practicing his bicycle

[kamartah]

When Zlatan come to your house, you are the guest

[kidinna-niketech]

Zlatan's calendar goes straight to April 2nd from March 31st, because nobody's fooling Zlatan

[OliverTahir]

When Zlatan does push-ups, he doesn't raise himself, he lowers the Earth.

[DANHOB]

When Zlatan left his family home, he told his father : “ You are the man here now ”

[Slowmo_Aliens]

Before Zlatan walks out in the Sun, the Sun applies sunscreen

[Adx]

Zlatan doesn't kick the ball, the ball runs scared of him

[totalgamerz]

When zlatan goes to the movies and his phone rings they have to pause the movie for him to answer it

[mikazogaming]

When graham bell invented telephone, he had 2 missed calls from zlatan.

[UnknownEDITS]

As a kid when Zlatan was late to school, the principal apologized

[Najo_Lion]

Once zlatan had a race with time.
Time is still running

[hdmicabble]

Zlatan is the type of guy who would say, “you’re under arrest” to the cops 🥶

[Francolls]

zlatan ain't no memember of the squad,
zlatans the squad