TRYING HAWAIIAN SNACKS! (OPENING!)

They taste pretty good..

We gots Jear Desus merch! It's pretty fantastic!

I have a business email for business things! 

Also I live somewhere and if you want to send me something to the somewhere I am you can send something to this somewhere! 

Brandon Farris
P.O. Box 295
Loomis, CA 95650

I have a Patreon where I post videos that no one else can see but my patreoners..patronuses? Whatever they are called!

Am I missing anything? 

SOCIAL MEDIAS!! Right! I forgot about the social medias! What a noob.
Instagram - @Imbrandonfarris
Twitter - @Imbrandonfarris
Snapchat - @Imbrandonfarris

Notice a theme here...? EVERYTHING IS @IMBRANDONFARRIS!!!!!!!!

Didn't mean to yell..but I kinda did. 
Didn't you see this exact text in this exact order on the last video..? 

Why yes you did! The power of copy and paste my dear Watson! 

I realize this isn't the space to ramble but I just noticed that YouTube allows 5000 words...I'm only at 1025... math isn't my strong suit. BUT WRITING IS!!!!

*Continues to write extremely drawn out things that have literally no meaning to fill out the 5000 word max*

Or just says love you and leaves! ...Love you

[alyssamorganpumpkinprinces]

I lived in a women's shelter here in Chicago several years ago after leaving a abusive relationship.
"The house of good Shepard" is a women's domestic abuse shelter.
I'd like to nominate them to recieve the donations. They have a Facebook page. I believe a website as well.

Going thru all that is tough, if I could ever give back to them this would be a great way.

[juliesmotherman]

Aww for the person that sent the letter that he cried about, we’re all praying for y’all ❤️ hopefully your family is doing much better.

[monicagarcia]

Prayers for the lady whose husband was in an accident, Brandon, you are so awesome and you have no clue how much you help people on their daily lives, continue to do this, is very much appreciated! We love you so much!

[TravelinladybugMichelle]

Kathleen Lloyd is my Mom and she is the best! I asked her how did she know what size jeans you wear and she said, “I watch his videos!” 😂😂😂

[CupCakelynn]

I think you should reach out to Nat and see if there are any bills she needs help with after her husbands accident, then donate to her instead of a charity this time

[wonderwend]

"Sorry I had to cry twice" apologise for that. It's part of why we love you x

[danidream]

Can we donate to Nat S. The one who wrote the emotional letter? I think she deserves all the dooder love 💜.

[lazthemonster]

"Check this out.. *points at bum* not this.. There's nothing there"
😂😂😂

[apehangercreations]

Wounded Warrior Project
Also, don't eat too many of Nanna's cookies or your perfect jeans won't fit anymore.. Love your videos, they make me smile..

[catrinacarter]

April is national sexual assualt awareness and prevention month. Every 9 minutes a child is being sexually assualted. RAINN is an organization that helps bring awareness to such an important cause.

[sabrinalanders]

"look at my cool pants when i walk away" *deletes scene where he walks away* 😂

[laurenbyers]

Anything MENTAL HEALTH. It's so important.

[hajarzeriouli]

when he said " Papa" I died, literally

[nannypat]

You've made me laugh through some really tough times. I've been house bound for a year, but will soon be able to drive and get out again. Old lady sitting in her recliner in Vancouver BC spitting tea across the room while laughing. There's a picture for you. THANK YOU😍

[vaughngordon]

“Check bottom. Hmm, looks pretty good to me.”😂lmao😂

[sarahstone]

this is 100% the episode that Brandon got looked after by random moms and grandmas around the world. He got 'mommed' in the most lovely way :)

[deamonkiara]

You should donate to an animal shelter. Preferably a no kill shelter. There is one right where I work. Will County Animal Shelter. In Illinois. They deserve it and are in need.

[genuineentertainment]

8:43 to 8:47 had to rewatch about 15 times. I could not stop enjoying how funny it was!!!!

[KyleColton]

Hey Brandon do a try not to laugh Challenge!!!!

[zackh]

You should do a painting of her drawing of your painting.