Why Tally Hall Couldn’t Write A Haiku…

Tally Hall is terrible at writing haikus, so bad in fact that they made a whole song about it... but have you ever wondered why? Well in this video, I break down the reason that Rob Cantor pretended to be an idiot.
I hope you enjoy!
- Tal

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[tallyballYT]

my shirt’s inside out i’m such a moron

[bluiiCH]

"This haiku will cost
whoever asked me for it
forty-three dollars"
- Joe Hawley

[project_letters]

"is this that fellow with the funny fringe"

- my mum hearing me watching this video

[chzukin]

the real reason tally hall couldnt write a haiku is because rob never learned how to count

[Marvelous]

he wrote a haiku, FOR YOU


edit: make this the mission to sing the entirety of marvin's after this line in haiku

[project_letters]

I am inlove with Joe saying that rhymes aren't his forte and giving up on making a rhyme to incorrectly pronounce it

[coreneedssleep]

For some reasons i thought that haiku talked about a dislexic person trying to write a lov letter but the dislexia kicks in every time they try

[pawbzi]

“Do the banana song” is my favourite part of the song, makes me giddy

[DanceFacility]

Is that a tally hall reference? Once in class, the philosophy teacher said: "our mind is like a labyrinth" i immediately screamed "IS THAT A TALLY HALL REFERENCE?" the class started laughing at me for some reason. It was true, it was a tally hall reference, wasn't it? Another time i was in geography class and she said "today we are gonna learn about storms and springs!" I aggressively said "is that a tally hall reference? And everyone started laughing at me for no reason. It was true. Another time i was in history class and the teacher wanted to show us a quick video, so she asked "turn the lights off, please!" I immediately asked: "is that a tally hall reference?" I was sent to the principal for some reason. But it was true.❤

[AleJeff-wuct]

I love introducing Rob with his intro in wtth we need to do that all the time

[number]

…and then they all *die*
-Andrew Horowitz

[outerspaceproduction]

OH MY GOD THERE'S A REASON! (Pls let us out of the attic-)

[cait._.]

3:19
Ok I’m not sure anyone has pointed this out yet, but my friend told me this after she listened to the song

The verse after the gibberish is actually a haiku

“There thats sufficient” 5 syllables
“I wrote a haiku for you” 7 syllables
“Well I tried at least” 5 syllables

So yeah I just thought that was cool and I wanted to share it :)

[ICEPHANTASY]

Played this on the aux when i was hanging out with my friends and was told to turn it off🫠
Also i subbed

[RANSCTT]

This is one of my favorite songs from TallyHall, everythikg in the background and the lyrics and literally everything

[Pal_EX]

great video tal! i really love haikubut now i wonder how much these words actually mean...

[Nicothefirst]

YEY! NEW VIDEO!
Haiku is such a nice song though (Also, the outro? Is perfect!)

[valentinaaugustina]

haiku was the first th song i listened to and i’ve been stuck listening to them ever since

[MadCritter]

It’s “END rhymes are not my fort, ” which obviously is funny because forte would’ve formed an end rhyme with the line before

[funnyword]

For some reason I have no memory of this song ever existing whatsoever, I even checked the album’s list again only to see it was always there. It doesn’t even sound familiar to me whatsoever and I’ve binged mmmm a million times and know all the other songs off by heart. I have no idea how this happened.