If There was an RPG Loading Screen for REAL LIFE

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NO MOM GET OUT I’M BUSY! OH MY GOD NO I CAN’T PAUSE IT! What? No I’m not playing an online game… I’m watching a Wizard with Guns sketch! No cause if I pause it now, It’ll ruin the momentum of the sketches natural flow, and now the cleverly worded payoff will feel unearned! They make post-ironic satire at its finest! And you're SPOILING it! Oh you think you’ve seen this one before? The sketch with the poop, no the other one, no the other one, no the other one, no the other one, no the other one. Oh THAT one, I haven’t seen that one yet.

Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod

Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello

Cinematography and SFX by:
Mitchell Nance

#RPG #Comedy #Gaming

[Wizards_with_Guns]

What’s the RPG based on YOUR real life called?

[ericbernhagen]

I made the mistake of doing the side quest helping that guy move. It’s an hour long sneak mission evading his ex wife to get his anime figurines outside.

[Daemonwii]

Every bit was amazingly executed. The tips are funny, the stuff still manifesting into existence after loading was over, despite taking a minute and a half almost, and even the subtitles being wrong, it's all just so good.

[leahrice]

The editing when the stuff clipped in after the loading screen ended was freaking amazing

[marving]

"Steal. It's free" is probably the best quote I've ever seen in a video

[stolendiamond]

I just kinda stared at the video the whole time wondering “how did they do that?” They're so motionless, surely they aren't just spinning in front of a green screen.

[GeorgeHarold]

The reveal that the bandaid was George Bush themed was priceless

[Joel-Haver]

But real life does have a loading screen, it’s called waiting for my wife to get ready, am I right fellas?

[LandenParkes]

That loading screen was peak comedy and has inspired me to remove my arms so that I'm faster on my feet.

[Pixie.]

I think the funniest part of this is thinking "holy shit, how did they create that rotation effect, the Wachowski siblings had to build a whole several thousand dollar 3D camera rig for it, and it was a whole thing...!" and then seeing their eyes twitch and fingers tremble, and realising they're literally just physically rotating around on a lazy suzanne or something in real time :')

[PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

For newer players, the tip _"when praying, be sure it's the right god"_ is an old prank by the devs. If you asked NPCs to clarify which god was right, the game would either spawn hostile inquisitors or initiate a holy war.

The "feature" has since been disabled on most modern servers, but I hear some of the older ones still run it.

[joshuasims]

The loading screen 3D spins were strangely artful. And you perfectly capture the way that cutscenes refuse to lip-sync right in games.

[joshuahancock]

While I love all your skits, this is EASILY the most well executed production value Ive seen yet. Seriously well done

[lostmarble]

I hear Human Town 3 is going to disguise the loading by having you ride in an elevator and having your companions banter about swallowing gum and which god to pray to.

[BiodegradableYTP]

The extra mile you guys went into the "texture pop-in" reference at 1:26 was brilliant.

[theaveragebluejay]

That was the greatest build-up to climax execution I've ever seen in comedy.

[suspicious_door]

The amount of work required for those loading screens must have been insane. Great sketch as always

[made-of-amelium]

The song playing during the loading screen is "Jo Wandrini - Spirit Of The Ages" for anyone else wondering. Also it's royalty free which is always nice.

[daleksec]

Ever since Kyler was added, loading takes a lot longer, but I say it’s worth it, Kyler is the best part of the game!

[urbancommando]

That world loading scene was fantastic, the can manifesting and then moving to it's proper animation was top notch.
I love you.