The Jedi are a Pyramid Scheme

The adventures of Action Figure Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Ahsoka continue...

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[EvilFookaire]

If Yoda's running it, it's not a pyramid scheme, it's a ketamine scheme.

[logeyperogi]

I like that Yoda never denies any accusations, he either defends his actions or just accepts it

[calebcardinal]

“Invest should you have,
Too late it is now”

True words yoda true words

[sangitparakit]

“Invest in houses you should have, cheap they were in 2010, expensive as fuck they are now” Yoda probably

[PhantomHGames]

Luke just skipped the whole scheme and went direct to Yoda.

[enriquesanchez]

"Fund my ketamine addiction, I needed"

[maccurtis]

That explains why Force Ghost Yoda burned the Jedi's Sacred Scrolls.

[All_eyes_on_you_]

"Rich as f#ck i am now" this is my i love yoda🤣

[saucierboar]

Did you know the cannon reason why Yoda talks like that is because he has lived so long that grammer has changed since he first learned the language.

[keyblademasterclark]

Actually it was Plo Koon who recruited Ahsoka

[bluejedi]

I just love how Sabine's part of the greatest Jedi Dynasty.

[darklord]

There should be a continuation where one of them goes off topic and asks how Dooku is a force ghost

[shindarygermangodzilla]

My man Yoda pulled off a better gaslighting than Sidious, respect

[parkerraines]

Responsible for Anakin turning into Darth Vader I am, laughing to the bank I am.

[harrisontaylor]

Overhyped Muppet is craaaazy. Considering that man couldn’t hit crap when this “muppet” was bouncing about in his own lair. 🤣🤣🤣

[daniellubben]

I am a Investor like yoda. I bought a start up on a planet called Alderan.
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Oh wait

[benjamindiazquijano]

I like how Yoda wasn't even the first he had a teacher

[accountoftulin]

"Rich as @$#%"is my favorite yoda quote

[RuWarcrime]

Imagine Palpatine reviewing the Stocks back at Coruscant and Imagine his face to see most company stocks owned by an By anonymous person with the same origin place that is Dagobah💀

[dekoldrick]

Dooku got in on the bottom floor and cashed out. Now Asoka and Anakin are the ones holding the bag.