Dating Vs. Married 🤣

Dating vs. being married are two completely different experiences. 👀
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[shanthikamahinthan]

It's always the "do you still love me"

[Ivana.delija]

It doesn't mean he doesn't love u when u're married, it means that he trusts you!!

[TheEditor]

“Is he bigger than me?” Something tells me that question is particular wasn’t about height…

[kuviraearth]

The pass me a beer on your way out 🤣🤣🤣 love these vids and shorts thank you Jazz and Harjit

[hushamarear-hg]

No bro loves his PlayStation more than you 😂😂😂😂😂

[loonbyrd]

My parents both have male and female friends, and gernally they both know each others friends, but even if they didnt, i cant imagine either of them putting restrictions on each other. I think its a new phenomenon and its sad. Its sad that people cheat, and its sad that other people cheating have lead trustworthy people into not trusting each other.

[StevenMontages]

When you get married the trust between each other is way stronger so when you are dating ig people are paranoid someone is going to steal her from you.

[theoneandonly_robtures]

"I'll keep you updated."
Me getting recommended a year later ...😐

[CjsonFN_or_RL]

Nah we all know what him and Josh did after the couple got married

[Luidevastador]

I thought this was a video about "if the world was the opposite" until I saw the title

[thethunderwarlord]

When you're married if you cheat then that's your loss it's basically your problem

[galaxy-eyesmastercordero]

When your married you stay loyal if alcohol will ruin that she ain’t the one period

[SultanKhan-mnvo]

He was wanted to be in peace for a while

[BoringPerson]

something tells me the dating one should be the opposite

[sophiasoto]

One time in middle school, I was just sitting there and some other kids were playing on the other side of the table. They were playing with beans and then in an act of foolishness they threw the beans. It got on me accidentally and my favorite jacket, my favorite jacket was tainted by the beans. I was enraged but yet I remained calm. I decided the best course of action would to just get a towel and get some food while I was at it. I had no interest in the disgusting food they served at my school but I knew that it could be good sometimes, unfortunately however this time was not one of those times. I don’t quite remember what they were serving all I know is that I got some milk, apple sauce and a packet with a staw, towel and spork. Little did I know this spork would be my worst enemy, or at least what it contains. I go back to my table and I get a glance of the kids playing acting they didn't just defile my beautiful jacket. I sit across from them with a scowl. I admit it's a bit petty but i always hated those who would do bad things and pretend like it never happened. I believe I was in the right to be angry after all its these type of people who corrupt and take advantage of the good people of this world, now I'm not a good person by any means but still it annoys me. I put away my anger and annoyance with a sigh and grab my milk but when I go to grab my staw I find something vile. A bug perfectly wrapped in the packet lying down on the bowl of the spork. It was perfectly encased in the see through plastic almost like it was intraped in the manufacturer process. It disgusted me the gross bug eyes to its crumbled wings was to much for me to bear. I didn't want to even touch the packet containing the bug, but I figured that all I really needed was the straw and beside there was a towel between the bug spotk and straw so it would be safe, I think and besides-besides I was way to socially awkward to get another packet. So I sucked it up and gently grabed the spork and put it on the table. For a second I did marvel at the possibility of a lawsuit but these type things are hard to prove and besides I had no interest in sueing a school for money when they probably don't have it looking at the poor food quality and all. Nevertheless I put aside my thought of the bug for now, I didn't want to think of that disgusting thing any longer. I grabed the hopefully clean straw, opened the carten of milk and put the hope straw in. I never really liked milk but I like the schools milk might be because I don't drink water in school because I don't like using public restrooms buts thats a story for another day. When I the milk I felt calm it wasn’t warm or anything it just was something to take my mind off the ruined jacket. Almost to mock then came the kids who spilled beans on my jacket. They looked almost smug completely forgeting they spilled beans on me and my favorite jacket. I saw they acted in such an obnoxious manner. I could only think bad things of them. So I asked what they wanted, and one of them asked me if I wanted my apple sauce... What? How could it be they mock and he expects me TO GIVE HIM SOMETHING OF MINE. In the most passive aggressive way can, I declined and grab my spork and SHOVE IT DOWN MY THROAT WITH THE APPLE SAUCE. It felt a bit odd but that's fine because... I FINALLY WON most times someone does something annoying to me I would never be able to get back at them. This felt amazing I tried to contained my feelings of triumph but I fail to do so. To him it must've looked like I've eaten cotton candy with how happy I was. When he and his friends leave I put down the apple sause. Victory is sweet but not sweet enough to drink mushed apples and it definitely doesn't beat the milk cartens. I put down my spork but then realize something is wrong. I had a bug on the spork. It's not there anymore. Why. Where did it go. I soon as I thought of a answer I wanted to puke. I had eaten the bug. Now you may be thinking I deserve this after all I did act in a fit of hate and suffered but did I really? It was him who spilled the beans, its the schools falt for not checking the packaging or its the companys fault for not chacking the packaging. But no idea gave me comfort no matter what I thought I had still eaten the bug.

[hammadb]

*Man gets jealous*

Women: why you so insecure

*Man doesn't get jealous*

Women: do you still love me?

[GamerPro-hedq]

It’s not that it just guys after a couple of dates we realize you’re just doing that to test us, so we just don’t care. We don’t like to be tested specially, when we play video games we’re not focused on anything other than gaming and then after we missed the game, then we go like screaming and like a caveman like what happened I forgot nolife is getting drunk with other men😂 but yeah

[asish]

Do you still love me? Instead its dont you doubt me,

[abdesslamait-kabbour]

We don't really need to try after marriage