Luke's Best Rants! | Gilmore Girls

Some of Lukes's best rants! Comment your favorite for a pin!

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Welcome to Stars Hollow, Connecticut, a charming, small and slightly off-center town known for green lawns, clapboard houses--and enough quirky characters to fill every hayride, parade and picnic for miles. It's here that we meet headstrong 32-year-old Lorelai Gilmore, who carves out a comfortable, warm, caffeine-filled life for herself and her equally willful teenage daughter, Rory. But when Rory's attention turns from dreams of private school and Harvard to thoughts of boys and adolescent self-reliance, single mom Lorelai begins noticing more of her own rebellious youth--only 16 years ago--in Rory.

Gilmore Girls was created by Amy Sherman-Palladino and starring Lauren Graham (Lorelai Gilmore) and Alexis Bledel (Rory Gilmore). The show debuted on October 5, 2000 and ran for seven seasons!

[jillkimball]

"Have any of you ever considered the fact that you're glorifying a war that we fought so we could keep land that we stole?" Dude was ahead of his time.

[Unfiltered]

"Personally, I don't think he's broken, I think he killed himself to get away from that family" this line is hilarious when you realize he's talking about a toy train 😂

[kimmychuang]

the older i get, the more i think luke wasn't grumpy, but realistic

[WafflesSong]

“He's systematically buying up the town. He's gonna turn it into Taylorville, where everyone will have to wear cardigans and have the same grass height!!” My favourite ❤️

[purpleskergirl]

"Look at all the pretty candy!" will always be my favorite 😂

[freshpulp]

"Tradition is a trap, it allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming, times were simpler, kids didn't have sex, neighbors knew each other. It's a freaking fairytale. Things sucked then too, it just sucked without indoor plumbing."
How can I agree with him about everything???

[asilvap]

"Say I am Tom Cruise, where would you sit me?"
"In an acting class".

The shade.

[noanoa]

"in an acting class"
That was savage 🤣🤣🤣

[CapeElizabeth]

Scott Patterson should have won an award for his acting.

[b.a.shaski]

"Things sucked then too, they just sucked without indoor plumbing" he's like the anti-boomer.

[charliez]

0:27 The 'jam hands' rant is ICONIC !!! 😂😂😂

[ShunsuiHitsugaya]

Luke's rants are the best. They're always entertaining.

[cookierosinski]

Luke ranting in Taylor’s Candy Shop always gets me!! One of my favorites! 😂

[GBfanatic]

I love him and lorelai's witticisms and how he seems to be the only one that can keep up with her

[carmenrivera]

I was 16 when I watched this show for the first time & I had a huge crush on Jess, now in my 30s I rewatched the whole series drooling for Luke, I mean, whats not to love about the guy? Hot, supportive, accountable & his rants are super funny! 😂😂❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[Watchinwheel]

The rants are great, the one-liners are legendary, and the fights with Taylor are gifts from god

[alexrobertsfcim]

During Luke's window argument with Taylor, I'd like to think that's Lauren and Alexis laughing more-so than Lorelai and Rory.

[bethwilliams]

Scott’s face before he stuck his hand into the wax lips FINISHED ME today 😂😂😂

[alishatjuh]

8:36 Lorelai: *offended*
Rory: *has listened to this her entire life*

[elizabethdouglas]

“Got a handful of Barbie” makes me laugh every time.