When people tell me to touch grass...

"Nice video dude, but please go outside and touch some grass."

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#Minecraft is a game about breaking and placing blocks, developed by Mojang.

Outro music: Silent Partner - Sad Past

#PhoenixSC #Creative

[generalcat]

Ultimate respect for him, he actually touched grass.

[nitweet]

Some guy in the comments: "jokes"

Phoenix SC: *_And i took that seriously_*

[finalscore]

"Ah yes, lemme just craft a hand real quick."

[darkpit]

Life hack: next time someone tells you to touch grass, just start growing some grass in your keyboard in between the keys. Then once it's grown, use the keyboard. Congratulations, you've touched grass.

[Winjago-]

the entire PVP community in a single video

[CaraThompson]

I love how the hand is called
“Something I use to touch stuff, ”

[xnncx]

Can we just appreciate all the effort he put into touching grass

[jordanfischler]

Could we get a full resource pack that changes every tool and weapon to hands. Pick axe is a fist, axe is a sideways chop, sword is a vertical chop, shovel is a scoop, hoe is a finger shaped like a hook, bow is finger gun. Shield is holding your hand out. Then just have like stone gloves for stone, diamond for glove for diamond etc.

[fishiemutt]

"Touch grass"


*codes a hand into minecraft in order to touch the grass block in minecraft*

[patriot_second_channel]

“Touch the grass.”
People who live in the desert : 👁👄👁

[Mariorox]

If only there was a simpler name for a thing I use to touch things with, but I gotta hand it to him, it was well made

[Darkspoul]

“Touch grass” Phoenix:
His fans: oh hey, look another hand!

[robuxyyyyyyyyyy]

This implies that Phoenixes hand is a bone with five fingers attached to it

[gatote]

Everybody gangsta until the grass gets tamed and one shots the enderdragon

[mohammedabb]

I love the fact he admired the grass for 50 seconds

[kooshi]

The scary part is it made out of concrete

[colaexxposure]

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better

edit: wow 1k likes i cant process how much people liked this paragraph

[Emelgee]

Last time I was this early, 2b2t's spawn still had natural terrain.

[stevellager]

Phoenix SC: **touch grass**
everyone: interesting

[Zanavor]

This dude literally said "aight, ill do it." "Barely even a challenge".