Historical Pocket Sand

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[BF-I-II-V-V-III-VII]

And dont forget to yell POCKET SAND when you do it!

[nathanl]

I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[chasechase]

“He’s defenseless. He has a sword in his pocket sand throwing hand.”

[irespondtotheads]

I was so disappointed when there wasn't actually sand in your pocket that you planned to throw at the camera, haha.

[MisterVercetti]

Just further proof that Dale Gribble is an underappreciated genius.

[ledfloyd]

Combining pocket sand with squirrel tactics is a lethal combination. How do you think JFK and Elvis started their taco stand in Mexico?

[thelordofthelostbraincells]

Dale gribble.
If you know, your awesome

[ShortCircuitStudios]

Well, the guy from King of the Hill was certainly onto something. I always thought it was a joke rather than an actual tactic for combat.

[Witchgirl]

I see dale studied warfare more than we thought

[wesleymcneese]

The greatest fencer ever, Sir Dale Gribble.

[StunningSummarysTops]

“You see I’m actually not left handed” (The Princess Bride 1987)

[derrickmoses]

tried to grab the brown briefcase
Sitting there upon the floor
When some dumb stupid guy
Says he wants it more

He tried to fight and then to his surprise
I used the pocket sand
And threw it in his eyes

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Til he clears the sand from his eyes to find
I got the briefcase and I'm running home, oh no no no
I used pocket sand
Pocket sand, running out the door out here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Til he clears the sand from his eyes to find
I got the briefcase and I'm running home, oh no no no
I used pocket sand
Pocket sand, running out the door out here alone

Sand ain't the kind of thing to give your kids
In fact it's course and rough,
Irritating, also it gets everywhere

What's in this briefcase
I don't understand
It's just the weapon in my pants
The pocket sand
The pocket sand

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Til he clears the sand from his eyes to find
I got the briefcase and I'm running home, oh no no no
I used pocket sand
Pocket sand, running out the door out here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Til he clears the sand from his eyes to find
I got the briefcase and I'm running home, oh no no no
I used pocket sand
Pocket sand, running out the door out here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time

[SWEGTA]

The REAL professional fighter also uses pocket sand from both their back pockets.
4x pocket sand ammo.

[WadeWilsonDP]

I always carry a small leather pouch of sand on my belt. Worst case, I get mugged and buy some time to flee, best case, some local kids want to tell scary stories and I have the perfect thing to make their campfire look awesome.

[Hollyclown]

I was today years old I learned this was a legit combat strategy.

[thelordofthelostbraincells]

Ninjas pretty much used this strat too. BASICALLY, they didn't have literal pockets full of sand, but they did have stuff like empty eggshells full of whatever they have from sand, pepper, whatever

[bruhitsbluejay]

Are you joking the joke from King of the Hill was actually a fucking valid tactic that's crazy

[zc]

Never underestimate the secret art of pocket sand

[tomaspabon]

Nobody expects a second pocketful of sand

[rileyernst]

It only makes sense, whilst throwing sand into someone's face is going to buy you time to draw your own blade, it is then also much easier to dispatch the rapscallion if they have just had sand thrown into their face.