My lizard acts like a CAT! #reptiles #pets #cat #monitorlizard #komodo

[Bingo_Dingo_Dango]

What a lovely child. You must be so proud.

[KineticObfuscation]

Your human child is kind of unusual but you souldd be proud of it regardless

[anti_gen]

“His design is very human” is the best part

[iamcminer]

A featherless biped you say...?

BEHOLD, A MAN!

[AiluridaeAureus]

"Lizards are nearly emotionless and aren't affectionate. If you want a pet that will love you back, don't get a lizard!"
Actual lizards:

[kylieshaye]

My brother's son, a bearded dragon named shrimp 🦐, can ONLY sleep at night if he is tucked into a fluffy blanket. His face MUST be covered, but only with his snoot peeking out to get some good air. And yes he has written out these instructions when he has been out of the house. My brother asks "can you put Shrimpy to bed please?" And we do just that.

[hairoakrei]

A very interesting Ferret you got there 🤔

[therealal]

"Let's see Paul Allen's monitor"

[magisterrleth]

I don't think I ever ever seen such a happy lizard.

[Fallenhell]

"He likes to hold my hands but only when my socks are on"

He's just letting you know he's not gay and just letting a homie know he cares

[faimynth]

>Captions - Dog
>Title - Cat
>Video - Clearly a giraffe

[b-jaybongartz]

Why this man sound like patrick bateman😂

[justaregularguy]

Monitor lizards are just scaley doggo In disguise

[Shadowking]

Holds my hand but only with socks on 💀💀💀

[ObsessiveSceneKidX]

Your laugh is so wholesome and sweet 🥺

[johannnorris]

Raptor is your man, best friend for life he thinks he’s human 😂😂 he’s so cute

[burgbass]

Bro sounds like he’s one Huey Lewis & The News song away from killing someone with an axe

[derpamongrimpar]

Raptor emits that chaotic gremlin kobold energy. And I love him.

[Tone_Deaf_Bard-]

I have five lizards and yes, they hold my hand, they cuddle, go on walks with me (i keep them on a leash only so a dog can't get to them). Lizards are amazing and theyre very much like scaly dogs. If anything.. they're better. Theyre just as loyal, soft and respectful. But the thing is, if anyone wants a relationship with a lizard like that; you have to treat them as if they're our own, then they'll treat you like a best friend, they'll welcome you as one of them. But you have to welcome then as one of us if you want that true trust.

[LJG_]

That’s a mighty fine chihuahua you got there