My lizard thinks he's a Raccoon! #monitorlizard #pets #cat #raccoon #reptiles

[Regentnova]

This is Raptor. Raptor should be worshipped.

Raptor for President!

[tacemiko]

Why this creature is unironically so cute

[HereticalKitsune]

So, Raptor is... a cat, a dog, a raccoon, a dragon.. have I missed something?

[blackink]

Raptor is a true transformer he was a cat last week 🤣

[Aiter]

I swear the “no, no, that’s my food” reminds me of an episode from South Park.

[toasted_idiot]

i have 20 kids locked up in my basement is he hungry?





Edit: there are now 78 children I had them dig more space but now there is to many

[roachmancam]

Careful he almost ate your crack spoon

[Stitch_isblue]

Raptor acts like anything but a lizard 😂

[Wayside]

Raptor is at the peak of all evolution lol

[nicobay]

He wanted a snack
But he fell like a sack

[Rryan]

NO way you were watching the goons play cards against humanity?🤣🤣

[rhyswerner]

Raptor is adorable. Do you read him bedtime stories?

[damianrobinson]

Love how its species changes every video

[HemiSlant]

Me: *sees cards against humanity online*

Also me: "Does this man watch Soup with his lizard?"

[psychdelicosis]

You sound like Patrick Bateman 😅

Cool videos and I love the raptor 👌🏼

[Stewy]

The cards against humanity video is from “thedooo” I believe

[zeeeultron]

Im following Raptor because Raptor said. I love your monitor hes so energetic with a unique personality such a loving fella

[therealal]

I keep getting Patrick Bateman and his monitor lizard in my feed

[JustinTheSpider]

Were you watching the Goons
Mcnasty Blarg Soup and TheDoo?

[vx]

This is my cat, his name is dog. And that’s my dog, his name is cat. That over there is my pet fish, her name is fish.