SmallAnt accidentally does a racism

#SmallAnt #clips

[mogg]

the funniest part of this to me is the end where he says "we were 16" because until that point i thought it would have been when he was much younger

[codenameloser]

I love the background footage of smallant jumping around, failing to kill a phantom for like 1 min and then goes back to jumping around. I really gained knowledge from that

[grim]

Can relate to the ignorance, i grew up not knowing racism still existed, where i live it's 98% hispanic (only Mexican origin) and as a kid I thought racism used to exist but Martin Luther King Jr and Ghandi got rid of it

[Savannah_]

Alternate title: Smant fails to kill a single phantom for 3 minutes straight

[WildSeven]

I was going to say "Oh those accidental childhood racisms are so embarrassing", but damn, doing it at that age is so much more than embarrassing. That's haunting. 10/10 chuckles from me.

[MichaelCoombes]

The way this story starts out and slowly descends into "Oh no, please not what I think it is" and then "yes, it is", is great. 10/10 storytelling.

Also "accidentally does a racism" sounds like something out of Top Gear, IDK why.

[jessieleftutsky]

I remember when i was in second grade, i heard that people's skin got a bit darker when they got a tan. My little kid mind processed that as, "Wow, black people must spend a lot of time outside!" I then proceeded to try to stay outside in the sun as long as i could to try to get a tan like that because i thought black people looked really cool. I ended up getting a really bad sunburn

[FaeRhanX]

This reminds me of a story a friend told me: A long time ago when he was still a small kid, there he was on the schoolyard of his elementary school with some chalk in his hand. Earlier, somewhere he saw something that looked interesting and started drawing it on the ground. Suddenly the teachers became really upset and they even called his parents to school. He had absolutely no idea why everyone was angry, what he did wrong and was just intimidated and confused. Only after his parents arrived, he was told that the thing he was drawing was really bad, but how should a maybe 7 years old kid know? Apparently he was drawing swastikas on the ground. Of a catholic elementary school. In germany.

[Chunky_doggo]

the worst thing is not knowing you've done something wrong and everyone just kinda yells or just shoves you away silently and your asking whats wrong and noones gonna say anything

[abaddonarts]

When it's a 3 minute clip you know it's gonna be wild. Smant also seems to have a full second delay on his reactions while storytelling, who knew

[emoimo]

In my school, all student’s projects were on a shared drive, but you couldn’t open them without a password. So you could see everyone’s titles, but couldn’t read it unless they let you

But I was so confused when I got pulled into the principal’s office, and was told to give them my password, and explain why I had a file called “The advantages of being black”

I had no idea what I did wrong.

It was a persuasive essay on why I liked going second in chess

[KIBEE]

my eyes shot open at like 45 seconds cuz i realized what this was gonna be

[potatodawin]

really makes you think how quickly the KKK must have thrown their uniforms together :P

[derekallard]

The second he specified it was white posterboard, my heart dropped. You knew exactly where it was going.

[Mothuzad]

Just goes to show how uncreative hate groups are, that a couple kids accidentally reinvented their most prevalent uniform in a 30-minute rush job.

[SilverSuisei]

Smallant is a great storyteller. This one in particular is one of my favorite stories lol.

[spikrib]

I remember my mom told me when I was little that when she and I were in the checkout line of Walmart and there was a black man in front of us I literally blurted out “look mommy that man’s made of chocolate milk” and he just turned around and laughed. She had to explain that I was autistic and didn’t know I couldn’t just say these things. Thankfully he was a really chill guy, and I wish I could talk to em to this day

[neogreftcremat]

Props to actually trying to make a costume though. If I was in that group I would just call absent that day

[theagentoftheworld]

As soon as he said "White poster board", I knew exactly what was coming next.

[janforcel]

the funniest part of this story is him failing to kill the phantom for like two minutes straight