The Most USELESS Magic Items in Your Inventory

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Welcome one and all, come inside horno's hole!

Doesn't matter if your small, or as big as a troll!

Horno's got potions, goblets, and trinkets galore!

It all fits in his hole and there's room for much more!

Yes it's true, poeple will often peg him as a jester

Because he charges so low, yet his hole never festers!

Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod

Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello

Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance

#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy

[Wizards_with_Guns]

What other useless items do you think Horno should have in stock?

[Crystal_Remorhaz]

I like the detail that he only says "dirty gnome" after deliberately placing the pen down, implying that the pen had no effect on what he said after that point.

[ThePyrosirys]

I really hope horno's is a permanent installment on this channel. I gotta see this guy at least once a year.

[ryxlwyx]

For a second there when the sword was introduced I was worried there would be an actually useful product

[jmaz]

You actually put down the potion of delayed sneezing at the start of the video, the level of detail is immaculate.

[andrewcabrera]

The scabbard had me feeling genuine pain

[yesitsreallyOtter]

The Clock'o'lantern honestly is something I would enjoy having. Like, it wouldn't be USEFUL, but I'd still enjoy it

[theaveragebluejay]

The immediate checking for the boomerang of suspenseful return and the second check shortly after absolutely sent me.

[Protanly]

That clearly wasn’t the Boomerang of Suspenseful Return. It was clearly the Boomerang of Deceit which tricks you into thinking it’s the Boomerang of Suspenseful Return. The Boomerang of Suspenseful Return will clearly return in the next episode when we least expect it.

[CarmeloPiccione]

Love the on-going gag of Horno accidentally (or stupidly on purpose) trying out the magic items, especially the ones that foreshadow tragic but comedic outcomes.

[X-SPONGED]

Great Shield of Piercing
-pierces through your enemies
-pierces through your enemies' equipment
-pierces through your own hand
-pierces through anything when given the slightest amount of force (it's falling to the center of the earth as we speak)
Retail Value: 20 assorted korh'lor fruits
WSN Value: One Rupee

[zerodark]

Notice how he rubs the potion of delayed sneezing on his hands at 0:05

[Zman]

The Boomerang of Suspensful Return is such a brilliant idea that I absolutely have to steal it for my campaign.

[yureiotakughost]

the fact he continues with the gnome racism right AFTER putting the feather down lmao

[YakiAttaki]

My favourite detail is that you hear him put the Quill of the Spiteful Scribe down before he finishes saying 'double if you're a dirty gnome.'

[yao]

This might be my new favorite series of sketches

[MidlifeCrisisJoe]

This is the best sketch series for anyone who’s ever had a regular tabletop group and wondered what happens to all the random magic items you’ve picked up over the years and sold off to fund your barony or whatever. I have to imagine that’s how Horno generally comes by his stock. Well that, or dead adventurer estate sales.

[lint]

I love the completely unnecessary detail of him just putting down the potion of delayed sneezing as the video starts

[biasedactions]

I'm loving the return of some of my absolute favorite sketches from the Wizards! Thank you for returning to some classic characters while still keeping that Wizards charm.

[thatrandomweeb]

The scabbard of fine dining would actually make a great defensive tool. Assuming you have the agility and dexterity to utilize it properly.