The Worst Homebrew MAGIC ITEMS on D&D Beyond

[breakfastisoverrated]

Wondrous Item, Legendary
(requires attunement)
Ring of Fire Detection
Range: Touch

[scrapbotcommander]

I love to imagine a campaign with the sword of effects that runs something like One Punch Man, where the party one shots any boss they beat in initiative order.

Then they reach the very end of the campaign, confronting Malfurious the Malevolent, the BBEG. "Surely he'll fall all the same, just like the rest of them." That's when they realized...

Malfurious is a commoner.

[JDP]

I think the best part of the Daggers of Desecration is that they instant kill whoever you hit, but then you have to fight a tarrasque. And if you want to use them to kill the tarrasque, you summon another one.

TLDR, you can turn any enemy into a tarrasque.

[heyna.]

screaming, crying, throwing up, charmed, frightened, stunned, prone, poisoned, blinded, deafened, paralyzed, petrified, fatigued !!

[Drekal]

Ah, shoot, misplaced my knife... I'll just use this dagger to -

*reduces steak to dust, and suddenly has a tarrasque sitting on the plate*

[fivestringslinger]

That jackhammer thing got funnier every time Jacob read it in full. Reads like a Forgotten Realms Amazon listing.

[TheWoodlandFellowship]

"Aarons triple bladed greataxe morningstar jackhammer spiky lance rapier scimitar short sword javelin hammer trident war pick sword" = man-sized Swiss Army Knife

[smilemore]

New Magic Item Idea:
Sword of Classism
Gain advantage on attacking enemies but disadvantage if the enemy is a commoner or considered “poor”. The sword is sentient and hates “the unwashed masses” but refuses to hit them because “their dirty blood will stain my beautiful hilt!” The sword was previously used in duels among nobles and if it is wielded by someone it doesn’t deem is “well-bred” enough it will constantly complain about the “indignity”.

[jadersonr.j]

I think that a one shot where all the players and major npcs have only horrible homebrew equipments would be fun as hell

[Cpt.Croissant]

15:24 "what does this even look like?" Biblically accurate greataxe

[IzraelGraves]

The fall damage one can be fixed by simply changing "by" to "to". Now once a week you change any long fall to the equivalent of a 5 foot drop.

[timnewton-howes]

Neckless (requires attunement)
Your height decreases by approximately 6 inches. You have no neck.

[jameseiner]

The _"requires attunement"_ stuff is actually beyond's fault. (edit: but still very funny)

Back when i still made items on there, i always messed it up, because they don't tell you that the text you enter comes after a pregenerated _"requires attunement by a"_ message, so you end up with double the phrases.

[PennyTheGoblin]

Aaron with his triple bladed greataxe morning star jackhammer spiky lance rapier scimitar short sword javelin hammer trident war pick: god I wish I had something else to add to this

The humble sword: 👀

[matthewsanchez]

Having an Aarakocra claw in your inventory is basically the same as carrying around a human hand lol.

[clawz]

Aablard while brewing the potion was like...."ya know sometimes I'm gonna miss having hay fever, let me have the ability to turn off immunity"

[EhmJB]

I mean, if you have an unavoidable 12ft. drop on your weekly grocery run, that ring could be invaluable! 😮

[KiithnarasAshaa]

Gonna be honest, Aaron's TBGAMSJHSLRSSSJHTWP Sword has all of the energy, but none of the style, of the Flaming Raging Poisoning Sword of Doom.

[DarthWells]

More Colton co-host homebrew review, please. I love how this kinda makes up for the do not laugh challenge as you we both hardly able to speak. Highly contagious laughter.

[xanathar]

5:25 this is actually a super easy mistake to make lol. There's a checkbox for "requires attunement" and a text box for "attunement description." I've definitely in the past wrote "Requires attunement by something rather" in the attunement description which causes it to say "requires attunement by Requires attunement by something rather"