How to Nail the “Why Us?” College Essay

[SuperAlex]

“Can i have the fruit that’s orange”
“So you want the apple or the banana?”
💀

[rock.arrrght]

“can i have the yellow one”
“apple or banana?”
“what.”

[Lytn]

“Why did you choose this college?”
“Give me the soft one”

[luvlyyycattt]

“Can i have the fruit that’s named ‘banana’”
“Do you want the apple or the orange?”

[mysticaldawn]

"I'll take the citrus fruit"
"I'll take the fruit that fell on Newton's head"
"I'll take the fruit whose peel you slip on"

[Pigz]

"Give me the apple"
"Now listen here you little shit-"

[booferguy]

“I’ll take the fruit that made a funny man discover gravity”
“Apple or banana”
“bro did u go to school”

[NNTX]

“Can I just have the red one”
“the coconut or the cabbage”
“💀”

[jvacxp]

"I'll have the fruit that keeps the doctor away." 💀💀

[WeightOrWait]

“Gimme that red circular figure of a fruit”

[sleepywinterz]

"Why do you want to get accepted?"

"I'll take the orange"

[mouaythunberg]

"I'll take a yellow, soft fruit thats the size of a toothbrush."


"So, Orange or Apple?"

[-ivan-]

"give me the red fucking thing"😊

[jaydentaylor]

"May I have the yellow fruit" ends this man's entire lesson

[classictherobloxguy]

Here's a perfect description of the fruit i want: The orange tree is a relatively small evergreen, flowering tree, with an average height of 9 to 10 m (30 to 33 ft), although some very old specimens can reach 15 m (49 ft).[1] Its oval leaves, which are alternately arranged, are 4 to 10 cm (1.6 to 3.9 in) long and have crenulate margins.[2] Sweet oranges grow in a range of different sizes, and shapes varying from spherical to oblong. Inside and attached to the rind is a porous white tissue, the white, bitter mesocarp or albedo (pith).[3] The orange contains a number of distinct carpels (segments or pigs, botanically the fruits) inside, typically about ten, each delimited by a membrane and containing many juice-filled vesicles and usually a few pips. When unripe, the fruit is green. The grainy irregular rind of the ripe fruit can range from bright orange to yellow-orange, but frequently retains green patches or, under warm climate conditions, remains entirely green. Like all other citrus fruits, the sweet orange is non-climacteric, not ripening off the tree. The Citrus sinensis group is subdivided into four classes with distinct characteristics: common oranges, blood or pigmented oranges, navel oranges, and acidless oranges.[4][5][6] The fruit is a hesperidium, a modified berry; it is covered by a rind formed by a rugged thickening of the ovary wall.[7][8]

[dr.unventor]

“Give me the red one”
“Give me the orange one”
“Give me the yellow one”

[aritraplayz]

“Give me the damn banana”

That’s the right answer😂

[jonathanli]

When he said “I have an apple” I thought he was gonna say “I have a pen” right after

[Jenniezsz]

“ give me the fucking apple.”
“ the orange or the banana?”

[Charles_S]

“I’d like the irregular, elongated, yellow fruit please.”